...When my legions of flying monkeys complete my Quest for World Domination, there is a short list of folks slated for a BASE jump sans parachute.
Well, short for me. Maybe not so short for others.
Anyhoo, Mr. and Mrs. Cruise's baby boy is working his way up that list on sheer "Ick!" factor.
By way of Phlegm Fatale, we get Too Much Information regarding Tommy's dietary decisions.
Katie, honey, come by the house. I'll let you borrow a spare Meditation Stick and I'll even provide simple, easy-to-follow instructions on how to properly adjust your Pookie's headspace and timing. No charge.