Hit my favorite grocery on the way home from work and discovered ...
This is just flat neater than puppy stuff. Somebody at McCormick needs to get a raise this year.
One Steakhouse Seasoning Spice Weasel*
However many rib-eye steaks you want
About an hour before you fire up the grill, grab your Spice Weasel and firmly dose both sides of your steaks.
Allow them to meditate undisturbed in their spicy glory, until your grill is good and hot, then bung your steaks onto the grill until medium rare.
Gently place your steaks on a platter, squeeze lemon over both sides, followed by a gentle drizzle of olive oil (between one-half to one teaspoon per side, according to taste) and let set on the counter under cover for about five or so minutes.
Serve with a salad and a good micro-brewed stout.
*In the cartoon Futurama there is a recurring minor character named Elzar who is a chef, and is followed by weasels. When Elzar wishes to spice up a dish, he grabs a weasel, holds it over the food, and squeezes. The 'spice weasel' then sneezes a cloud of spice onto the food.
Well, I think it's funny, but my sense of humour is widely considered to be a bit ... off.