I need some folks to check my thought process here:
*) Israel pulls out of Gaza.
*) A Palestinian terror group called Hamas digs a tunnel under a wall, invades Israel from Gaza, kills some Israeli soldiers and takes one Israeli soldier hostage.
*) The Israeli Army does what the Israeli Army does best and starts breaking things and killing people while looking for their missing crunchie.
*) Things rapidly begin to really suck in Gaza.
*) After watching all this go down on CNN and al-Jazeera, a Palestinian terror group named Hezbollah decides to invade Israel from Lebanon, kill some Israeli soldiers and -- upstaging Hamas -- taking two Israeli soldiers hostage.
*) The Israeli Army says, "Nae problemo" makes some modifications to plans, diverts some armament here and there and starts breaking things and killing people whilst looking for the other two troopies.
*) Things rapidly begin to really suck in Lebanon.
And it's all George Bush's fault.
I'm not going to link to them, 'cause I don't want to have to wipe the spittle off my blog afterwards, but a quick look at Daily Kos informs us that this is obviously a neocon-BushCo plot.
Now, it seems to me that all the screaming, bleeding, exploding and dying wouldn't have happened if Hamas and Hezbollah had STAYED ON THEIR SIDES OF THE FRICKING BORDER!
And I'm willing to bet that if they were incapable of resisting the temptation to invade Israel, it probably wouldn't have been too great of a pickle if they had REFRAINED FROM KILLING FOLKS AND TAKING HOSTAGES!
So, why is this George Bush's fault? Is he blackmailing Hamas and Hezbollah into invading, killing and kidnapping?
Is he holding Hamas and Hezbollah family members hostage in the White House basement?
Is he using some kind of Manchurian Candidate -- excuse me -- Mesopotamian Candidate program to force Hamas and Hezbollah into invading, killing and kidnapping?
Poor little darlings wouldn't have invaded countries, killed folks and kidnapped hostages if it weren't for that EEEEEEE-vil mind-control powers of George Bush, is that it?
WTF are you people smoking? Did your mama's drop you on your collective little heads when you were born? Is that the excuse?
Listen to me. I'm sorry, but someone has to tell you the truth: You're nucking futs. You are what we refer to as "flat barking bugnuts", okay?
Please get help. Go talk to the nice doctors. I'll bet they've got pills that'll ease the monomaniacal obessions.