Well, apparently once you break a hip, the average person has an 80% chance of breaking the other hip within six months.
I've just gotten home after five hours in the E.R. Seems that Nana got tired of using the walker, cane and anything else that might slow her down, and did just about what the walker, cane and everything else was designed to prevent:
She took a tumble in the bathroom.
Got herself one fine shiner from jaw to hairline, a nice laceration to the back of her head and broke the non-bionic hip clean as a whistle.