Seems that ol' Nacho wasn't content with doing them there "jobs that Americans don't want to do" and decided to supplement his income with a wee bit of kidnapping for ransom.
So, El Sleazo apparently snatched a random 13-year-old kid from a bus-stop at gun-point -- in front of twelve to fifteen other children -- drove him out into the boonies and taped him to a tree.
Our dashing illegal immigrant then drove back into town, intent on writing and delivering the perfect ransom note.
Fortunately, the laddie had more than a bit of grit and by way of a safety pin and his teeth, got loose and found himself a farmer with a cell-phone, thus putting a bit of a monkey-wrench into the cunningly-laid plans of Senor Beltran-Moreno.
While the finer points of Shanghai-ing For Profit may have slipped by El Nacho, he seems to be smart enough to realize that hanging around probably wasn't in his best interests and seems to have gotten into the wind -- most probably headed back for Ye Olde Homeland.
As you might have guessed, peace officers throughout the South-East and South are somewhat anxious to have a bit of a chat with the Senor.
Unfortunately, most recent SHAGs* have El Sleazo well over the border by now.
Is it too much to ask that we have enough control over our own sodding borders to be able to at least make it somewhat difficult for a wanted fleeing felon to cross our borders? Maybe actually make it a challenge to escape the Long Arm of the Law by border-jumping, instead of a routine "ho-hum" occurrence?
*Scientific Hairy-Arsed Guess