Saturday, February 24, 2007

One year ago today

I wrote this:


Happy Birthday to me.

As a birthday present to myself, I have
decided to enter the 21st century and gt my very own
blog.


*sigh*

We'll see how this works. I had intended to
use this blog as a backup to the stories I post at http://www.thefiringline.com/, http://www.thehighroad.org/, and http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/.


I will, of course, offer the occasional de
rigeur snarky comments and rants.


Occasionally.

We'll have to see how it
goes.


LawDog


One year, 373 posts and something over 270,000 visitors later -- here we are.

I say "something over" because I was blogging for four months before I finally bribed someone to hook me up to SiteMeter.

All-in-all, I'm very pleased with my little blog, and I'm looking forward to another year of stories, recipes, snark, drink mixes and advice.

I'd like to thank my Gentle Readers and all those confused souls who linked to this blog -- bless your hearts.

Now. The gentle whiff of applesauce cake and three-alarm structure fire has hinted that my cake is ready, so I'm going to go grab a fire extinguisher and have some birthday cake.

See y'all tomorrow.

LawDog

40 comments:

HollyB said...

OMG, Happy Born Day! You and my Favorite Pimpilicious Cadillac Driver share a birthday!
I hope you have a MOST excellent day and get all sorts of DIVINE presents.

kateykakes said...

Happy Birthday, sweetie.

I have a present for you. I'll be over this evening to give it to you. ;)


I wish you many, many more years of blogging, LD. Yours is by far one of the very best in blogland.

You have a gift for writing and you know how to keep your readers glued to their screens. For that, I thank you.

martywd said...

Happy Birthday Lawdog!

Many thanks for the work you do and the posts you make to this entertaining and informative Blog.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Lawdog!

It's been a great year just reading your stories, rants and funny posts. Keep up the great writing and trust me, we'll keep reading for many years to come.

~Vin

Flintlock Tom said...

Congrats, LD, I greatly appreciate your insights and experiences...now finish the damn gorilla suit story!

bllew said...

May you enjoy your birthday with a nice "cheesecake", an adult beverage, and an aggressive EarthFirst!er to take out your aggressions on.

Tolewyn said...

Happy Birthday brother. Funny how it all seems to slip by so fast, but I'll echo the sentiment you wrote in my freshman yearbook.

"May you die in bed at age 90 shot by a jealous husband."

Best of everything.

Tole

Desertrat said...

Hey, do it again next year, okay?

Art

GunnySkox said...

Happy birthday, mistah Dawg, an' many more!

~GnSx

cleanhead said...

Many happy returns, LD.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday and many more.

And thank you.

Cindi

Happy Bob from THR said...

Happy Birthday, 'Dog. I hope that you've enjoyed writing your 'blog this past year as much as I've enjoyed reading it.

Hmmm...I see that you're like me: you just get better looking every year. All the best to you.

Larry said...

Happy Birthday 'Dog, from one of the confused souls that link to your site.
And Maaaaaany MOOOOOORRRRRE!

Mark said...

Hippo Birdie, Dawg. Thanks for your semi-regular sanity check.

Cowboy Blob said...

Happy Birthday!!

SK said...

I hope you have a wonderful Birthday!

joated said...

Happy Birthday!

Only one year on the Blog? Man, it feels like I've known you for far, far longer than that. Must be all the great stories you've told that make you seem like a friend I've yet to meet.

Enjoy your cake. Enjoy your day. And come sit down and tell us another one or two, soon.

Kate said...

Happy B-Day atcha!

I know I can always count on a smile and a chuckle at your "place"! Thanks!

AmbulanceDriver said...

Happy B-Day Lawdog!

Now, I don't know if you've ever heard of these guys, they're irreverent, rude, and downright funny. But they do ask that we forgive them, because they're Canadian. *grin*

Withouth further ado, is their version of "Happy Birthday"

Once a year we celebrate,
With stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers 'round,
And gifts and laughter do abound.
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song.

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough.

So let's drink to your fading health,
And hope you don't remind yourself,
Your chance of finding fame and wealth,
Decrease with every year.
'Cause if you feel you're doing laps,
And eating food and taking naps,
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life may hold some cheer.

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter.
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free,
Then you could live like Walt Disney.
And live for all eternity,
inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set.
This is the only life you get.
And though it hasn't ended yet,
Sometimes you wish it might.

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money.
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny.
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Ambulance Driver said...

Happy Birthday, LawDog!

Darrell said...

Happy Birthday, Lawdog, and thanks for all the good reads!

Gay_Cynic said...

Happy B'day, Lawdawg...and many happy returns...

Anonymous said...

Well, congratulations. I, fer dang sure, enjoy and appreciate your observations, perstpective, and musings, not to mention the recipes.

I just finished Bill Jordan's "No Second Place Winners", and I sense a little of the same story-telling style and dry wit - Coincidence or just a "Texas thang . . . " ?

Anyway, thanks for the thoughtful stimulation and giggles

Best regards,
XLMiguel, formerly Mike in VA

the Northwestern Diamondback of THR said...

Happy B-Day, Brother LawDawg, on behalf of all of us at THR.

Least, I think I can speak for everyone in saying that...

PubliusCicero said...

Happy Birthday, from yet another misbegotten soul who links to you!

njmedic1485 said...

Happy birthday LD, although I've only been reading your stuff a little while it is definatly a favorite. Keep up the good work and let's be careful out there!

Strings said...

Happy Natal Day, Law Dog! May more to come!

Cybrludite said...

Congrats on another solar orbit, Mr. Dog!

Tam said...

Happy B-day, 'Dog. :)

Cypher said...

Happy B-Day LawDog!!!!

Alex said...

Happy Birthday, LD!

Keep up the good work.

Any finish the pink gorilla story...

Anonymous said...

Happy (belated) Birthday, Dawg!

May your successes always increase, friend.

Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Too Much To Say said...

Happy Birthday LawDog - a bit belated - may you have many more.
May you also keep entertaining us with your stories and make our waistlines fuller trying your recipes. Hats off to you!!

Anonymous said...

Didn't get on the computer last night, so you'll just have to take this a day late: Happy Birthday, sir, and thank you! OldeForce

Anonymous said...

Ever so Happy Belated, mr. Dog.

I don't know for which I envy you more: the experiences which fill your life's book up to now or the wit and eloquence with which you relate them.

Regardless, thank you profusely for both.

karla (threadbndr) said...

A couple of days late and more than a dollar short (as usual), but HAPPY B-Day anyhow!

Anonymous said...

Happy Belated Birthday!!! and Thank you!

Matt G said...

Happy birthday, br'r Dog. I passed through your town the night before last and thought warm thoughts your way. Would've stopped if I were driving and it hadn't been after midnight to boot.

Kateykakes, you're a tease, and it'll probably bring you to a bad end. :)

Jamie said...

Hippo Belated Birdie. Mine was four days prior to yours. [My car overheated, I had 1.5 hours of overtime, I tried to go to the after-hours ticket payment window and couldn't find a cop to let me in, I got a migraine and puked in my lunchbox, crawled directly into the tub and then to bed...]

Here's hoping your birthday was better than this mortician's!

Janean said...

I know what I was doing 13 years ago on your birthday.
My sons' birthday too. :D
Hope it was awesome, LD. You deserve the best!!