Actually, I'm off to the Dallas Market Hall gun show, but it's pretty much the same thing.
Afterwards, I, my brother, Reno and another officer we work with will probably hit the Germanfest at Muenster on the way back.
I have no doubt that this will generate at least one tale. Probably one involving a sentence something along the lines of: "It's not my fault that donkeys can't hold their dopplebock."
See y'all tomorrow.