Reno's wife is recovering from a nasty bout with a virus that hospitalized her for a bit, and having a rambunctious eight-year in the house isn't as conducive to a quiet recovery as one might hope.
One (1) My Little Barbie Fishing Combo
One (1) pack of assorted El Cheapo panfish jigs from Wally-World
Two (2) minutes showing her how to swim a jig minnow 'bout a foot or so under the surface.
Thirty-six+ hand-sized crappie and a hybrid bass or two later Reno loaded his daughter back in the truck and she was unconscious before we were out of sight of the lake.
I must remember to include a towel or a chamois in the tackle box so that us designated Fish Unhookers can wipe the crappie slime off our hands, rather than using sleeves and jeans legs next time.