Occasionally, I drift through some ... 'alternative' news sites, just out of curiosity. I find that you can, in some cases, get a glimpse into the special little world that some people occupy just by reading their spin on news.
Today's example, however, just really blows my tiny little mind.
The World Socialist Web Site -- find the link yourself, 'cause I'm not linking to those honyocks -- is busily getting their collective (is that a pun?) knickers in a knot over some the latest illegal alien round-up.
Buried deep in a story dripping with outrage was this little gem:
"They stormed houses armed with shotguns and submachine guns and, in some cases, wearing cowboy hats."
Maybe I'm just confused ... but did some Socialist bedwetter just equate "shotguns and submachine guns" with cowboy hats?!?
OhMyGawd, Muffy -- they're wearing cowboy hats! The Glorious Peoples Revolution is doomed!
Are Stetsons the secret ingredient that repels pinko socialist scum? If I wear my silverbelly a little more often, will it drive away hippies like garlic and crosses drive away vampires?
Why did no one tell me of this?