By way of Lady Tam and Squeaky Wheel we discover how to create your band and its latest CD cover:
1) The first article on this page is the name of your band.
2) The last four words of the last quote on this page is the CD title.
3) The third picture on this page is your album cover.
Voila! I present: Acoustic Torpedo with their new album, "Flies Like A Banana".
To quote Rolling Stone magazine:
In the wake of the tragic -- and untimely -- death of electric bagpipist Nae Sae Wee Jock, the second CD from punk/folk/goth band "Acoustic Torpedo" presents a harder, grittier edge than their freshman offering.
NSW Jock, known for such power bagpipe staples as, "Hinka Cumfae Cashore Canfeh, Ahl Hityi Oar Hied 'caw Taughtie" and "Heh Neebr, Goat A Rotry Airm Fur Ma Fordie?" died in Florida after the inebriated rocker mistakenly attempted to play a Caribbean Death Octopus during the 2005 SeaWorld Tour.
"It was ghastly," reminisced LawDog, lead kazoo/backup vocals, "The rolling about, the shrieking, pounding on the bag, wailing, convulsions, gurgling -- seemed like a fairly normal electric bagpipe performance."
The experience matured the band, adding a haunting, driven tone to the tuba and bringing out the full range of the kazoo.
Scandals, however, continue. When asked about the latest rumour, LawDog snarls, "False. Totally and completely. We did not use a bag of cats and a taser to replace Jock. Anyone who says so is a total hack who's obviously never listened to electric bagpipes before."
Rolling Stone gives 'Flies Like a Banana' four and one-half stars.