Jet Wing Wearer Crosses English Channel.
This afternoon Yves Rossy, the Swiss Airline pilot and former fighter jock, strapped a folded 121-pound carbon-fibre wing to his back, ignited the four kerosene-fueled jet turbines mounted to it and stepped out of a perfectly good aeroplane 8,200 feet above Calais, France.
The wing snapped open, the jets kicked him up to an average speed of around 125 miles per hour, and ten minutes later Yves Rossy was hauling butt over the white cliffs of Dover.
Anyone who would feel compelled to ask why he would attempt such a thing would not understand the answer.
Here's a video of one of his earlier flights over Switzerland:
Very well done, sir. Very well done.