Monday, September 06, 2010

Heard at Rancho LawDog

Upon receiving a call that one of Tole's offspring has a loose fang what needs pulling.

Herself: "Do I have any Tooth Ferret money?"

Me: (Blinking) "Tooth Ferret?"

Herself: "Like the Tooth Fairy, only pays better. Probably meaner, too."

Snerk. Am I lucky, or what?

LawDog

9 comments:

Peter said...

Heh. As long as it's not the tooth ratel . . .

:-)

vonKrag said...

Snerk!

Bemused stare said...

"Heh. As long as it's not the tooth ratel . . ."

Especially the six-wheeled version.

Joe in PNG said...

I don't know... Banjo can be pretty mean when he wants to be...

BryanP said...

Finding a woman with the appropriate level of sarcasm and snark is a joy indeed. I've been lucky enough in that regard myself. Congratulations.

Anonymous said...

I thought of this while reading this post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPhRiaNW4UQ

Old NFO said...

Yep you are! :-)

Anonymous said...

The Tooth fairy WAITS for tooths to appear under the pillow.

The tooth ferret ... not so much, and then asks for protection money.

KA9VSZ said...

Note to self: Do not read Lawdawg's blog while eating. Tabasco sauce out the nose BURNS...

WV ghtfu The sound one makes while ejecting Tabasco sauce nasally.