When you are beating the stuffing out of the woman whom you swore before your God to love, honour and cherish, I'm sure that quoting musical lyrics is just as dramatic as all hell.
Unfortunately, I literally have scars older than you are, and screaming at me that you "wrote the book on pain" doesn't impress me all that much. To the contrary, it tends to make you look a bit of a git.
I am willing to believe, however, that you can be taught. As a fer-instance, I'm betting that you don't ever grab an officer's shirt in the future.
Won't be smacking anyone around with that arm for a while, I'll wager. And -- for the record -- you do shriek like a little girl. Cry like one, too, come to think.