The Texas Alcohol Beverage Commission has nifty little official warning signs posted, that I have been noticing for some time, but one of which kind of kicked over my giggle box.
The signs in question read:
Drinking any type of alcohol while pregnant can hurt your baby's brain, heart, kidneys and other organs and can cause birth defects.
The safest choice is not to drink at all when you are pregnant or trying to become pregnant.
IF YOU MIGHT BE PREGNANT, THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK.
This particular sign is above the urinal.
In the men's loo.
Rest assured, chappies, that if I might be pregnant, I will most certainly stop drinking. Right after I call the National Enquirer.