This probably doesn't come as a shock to long-time readers, but I don't check my e-mail as often as I probably should.
That being said, I logged in this morning to discover an e-mail from a nice lady at NRAhq.org advising me that I had been added to the media list for the NRA Annual Meeting in April of this year.
"Oh, good," sayeth my lady, as she looks over my shoulder, "Better make some reservations. Here's the name of the hotel."
This here is what us finely-trained law enforcement types call "A Clue". I have a suspicion that Herself has been Arranging Things.
I've actually always wanted to go to an NRA Annual Meeting ... but as Media?
Me, who frequently gets Interview confused with Interrogation?
And I'm pretty sure there are going to be a lot of people Breathing My Air there.
If anyone needs me, I'll be out back, hyperventilating.