Thursday, July 06, 2017

Eleven days to go

I am somewhat amused that I can tell a story involving the sentence "dumpster diving for midget porn" and my Gentle Readers will promptly begin debating the civility of dipping one's french fries into the chocolate shake.

Y'all really are the best kind of folks.

As of yet there isn't a "pre-order" set up for the first LawDog Files book, but if one does pop up, I'll announce here as soon as possible.

LawDog

14 comments:

Old NFO said...

Just no on the chocolate shake... And take a deep breath... :-D

Skip said...

What's wrong with midget porn?

richard mcenroe said...

Is midget porn eligible for the Hugo Award for best short story?

Glen said...

Mild and passe. Ask any experienced Sailor-Elf porn is far superior stuff. Its derivatives include gnome porn (excellent in a back garden setting). Smurf porn runs into copyright issues, and it is very difficult to remove blue body paint from furniture.

Unknown said...

French fries and ice cream of any type or flavor is right out in my opinion, but what do I know. Folks in my adopted state eat their fries with "fry sauce".

-J.D. Brown

Jennifer said...

Well, yeah. What did you expect?

JohninMd.(HELP?!??) said...

I would cosult Larry Corriga about Elf or Gnome porn. That's "Monster Hunter" territory if ever you her email as...esp trailer-park Elves....just sayin'.

Ratus said...

"...dipping one's french fries into the chocolate shake."

I believe that is one of the most disturbing things I have read this site.

Logrusweaver said...

Portillo's Chocolate Cake Shake.
But whose french fries.......?

Anonymous said...

A friend and I were talking.

He looks at me and says, "You know, you're actually kind of peculiar."

I replied, "You're just saying that because of me taste in friends."

The "Doh!" look on his face was priceless. :)

DaddyBear said...

Sweet! Let us know so we can spread the word!

Skip said...

Is there an e-mail or P.O. Box to send cash for an autographed copy or two?

Liberty said...

Is there a title for this alleged book?

Anonymous said...

"...dipping one's french fries into the chocolate shake."

Sounds like a euphemism for something!