tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post115006354453626641..comments2023-11-27T02:17:22.859-06:00Comments on The LawDog Files: ArrgghLawDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1156394579773632312006-08-23T23:42:00.000-05:002006-08-23T23:42:00.000-05:00Hey, LD. I don't think you need to worry about a ...Hey, LD. I don't think you need to worry about a "dry spell", man!! You've got enough fodder stored up from the last few years here! WOW! If you can't think of something new on a particular day, just yank somethin' outta the archives. :D<BR/>I say, Sell this stuff, DUDE! You could retire. Your funnier than Patrick McManus and Robert Fulghum!Janeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07665737969086029492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1150660895789970192006-06-18T15:01:00.000-05:002006-06-18T15:01:00.000-05:00Are you saying men in California pay no attention ...Are you saying men in California pay no attention to topless women? What's in the water out there?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1150244515386205622006-06-13T19:21:00.000-05:002006-06-13T19:21:00.000-05:00Dawg, all you need is to get yourself some zen. W...Dawg, all you need is to get yourself some zen. What is zen, you ask? I'm not sure either but whenever I had been moping around the house and snuffling to myself, mam would give me a couple of boxes of 30-06 and my '03-A3 and send me to the range with the admonition to "git some zen". Still don't know what it is but i surely felt better when I got back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1150150647683836012006-06-12T17:17:00.000-05:002006-06-12T17:17:00.000-05:00I'd say your writing, at its worst is better than ...I'd say your writing, at its worst is better than 99% of the garbage that is printed every day. <BR/><BR/>Writing is like riding a bicycle. Once you learn how, you never forget how much it hurts to slam into the rear of a car and bruise the family jewels.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1150146225651862142006-06-12T16:03:00.000-05:002006-06-12T16:03:00.000-05:00I read a bit recently about some dedicated young l...I read a bit recently about some dedicated young ladies who were threating 'shock' demonstrations in Australia.<BR/><BR/>Somehow I don't think that their threat to unleash nude college girls had quite the effect on (at least reported) animal cruelty that they indended.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1150128424839475092006-06-12T11:07:00.000-05:002006-06-12T11:07:00.000-05:00Dawg, are we talking Pamela Anderson PETA, or Jane...Dawg, are we talking Pamela Anderson PETA, or Janet Reno PETA? Reason I'm asking is cuz I have seen a couple of those PETArds demonstrating out front of the local chicken shack a time or two. And like one poster mentioned, there were some lawn care issues on a couple of the women folk.shooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06085940732084386201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1150115153333372622006-06-12T07:25:00.000-05:002006-06-12T07:25:00.000-05:00Dog, the PETA pet bit may have been snarky, but it...Dog, the PETA pet bit may have been snarky, but it was damn funny!! <BR/><BR/>But thanks to you and the last comment leaver I now have "Chia pet" stuck on the brain LOL.Karla (ThreadBndr)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15069952972112949772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1150089985396029582006-06-12T00:26:00.000-05:002006-06-12T00:26:00.000-05:00Did the peta broad have shaved pits?I ask because ...Did the peta broad have shaved pits?<BR/><BR/>I ask because I once feigned a serious interest in vegetarianism and animal rights in order to fornicate with a hot peta type chick and discovered much to my stark horror that she didn't do any maintenance in the pits, legs or her pubes.<BR/><BR/>I am actually very much a carnivore and much to the disgust of peta types enjoy chasing down and killing my own dinner. But hey, she was hot. Well, except for the lawn maintenance issues.<BR/><BR/>Yeah I went ahead and hit it anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1150088749507148882006-06-12T00:05:00.000-05:002006-06-12T00:05:00.000-05:00'Dawg ~If "have to" dries up your muse, stay away ...'Dawg ~<BR/><BR/>If "have to" dries up your muse, stay away from "have to." Ain't no fun in "have to" anyway.<BR/><BR/>You want to write a column, but don't want pressure? Obvious solution is simply to write X number of funny columns on your own schedule whenever the muse is willing, but then sell the pre-written pieces one at a time, over X number of months, as a series. No fear in signing a contract for X number of months, if you already have X number of columns on tap.<BR/><BR/>And as far as the book goes, just start writing! Don't bother a publisher until you've got yourself a book.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1150079549555096192006-06-11T21:32:00.000-05:002006-06-11T21:32:00.000-05:00Well Dawg,I understand about them “dry spells” mys...Well Dawg,<BR/><BR/>I understand about them “dry spells” myself.<BR/><BR/>I never seem to go “dry” when it comes to Tacky, Snide or being Sarcastic. <BR/><BR/>Just sometimes the Humor don’t kick in, whacking the Funny Bone on a door facing don’t work, tried it, tried it twice just in case – don’t work.<BR/><BR/>Now a 2 liter of of Coke, and a roll of Mentos [tm] is still humorous, entertaining, and makes one hell of a mess.<BR/>Ever notice how when things make a mess, humor fun and big grins tend to be a part of it?.<BR/><BR/>I’m asking a fellow Southern Boy that has been known to wear a Pink Gorilla suit if he understands “humorous”, “entertaining” and “making a mess”. *sigh* This dry spell is getting to me now.<BR/><BR/>Get a 2 liter of Coke, don’t matter what flavor, just a Coke. Oh, and none of them “diet” or flavored with kumquat Cokes either.<BR/><BR/>‘Cuse me Dawg, …<BR/><BR/>Hang on – see a hand raised. < fella waving a what appears to be Quiche mumblin’ a stupid question>.<BR/><BR/>*sigh*<BR/><BR/>Dawg, Permission to answer a dumb question in your comment section, while you sip tea.- I’m Feeling a bit Tacky myself.<BR/><BR/>< Paw raised giving okay signal> .<BR/><BR/>Sniff…Dawg, that Irish Breakfast Tea you sipping, I may have to have some that myself…where was I – oh yeah Quiche done ask a stupid question…<BR/><BR/>Quiche- You ain’t from around these parts is you?<BR/><BR/>“Pop “ is what the weasel does in an nursery rhythm. “Pop is what a Jack –in-the Box does.<BR/><BR/>Coke is the Southern vernacular for carbonated beverages. Some examples are “Coca Cola”, “Royal Crown Cola” [better known as “RC”] “Dr. Pepper”, “7Up” and, “Pepsi”<BR/><BR/>Sorry about that folks – matter of principal you understand.<BR/><BR/>Like I said – get a 2 liter bottle of Coke, a roll of Mentos and best to do this outside.<BR/><BR/>Dump the entire roll of Mentos into the Coke and …<BR/><BR/>It is gonna spew big time! <BR/><BR/>Yeah one could say the juices get to flowing.<BR/><BR/>Thanks Dawg.<BR/><BR/>SteveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1150077870782139692006-06-11T21:04:00.000-05:002006-06-11T21:04:00.000-05:00Just struck me that there was another advantage to...Just struck me that there was another advantage to what I just outlined... and that is that, if anyone got too out of control, all those people watching her and eating meat, then you would have had cause to bring her in, with real bars, and make the whole show more... *private*.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1150077225850682432006-06-11T20:53:00.000-05:002006-06-11T20:53:00.000-05:00Missed an opportunity there. Had you got someone t...Missed an opportunity there. Had you got someone to have a hamburger or hotdog stand right next to it, and could get most of the guys eating said animal parts, then you may have agitated the demonstrators enough for her to have simply dropped the sign.<BR/><BR/>Then you'd have had her attired like that, in a cage, standing up, raging and screaming, and flailing limbs, which may have been more entertaining to watch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com