tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post115569795347242239..comments2023-11-27T02:17:22.859-06:00Comments on The LawDog Files: You have the right to SHUT UP!LawDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1159688346251396202006-10-01T02:39:00.000-05:002006-10-01T02:39:00.000-05:00I love this:"I considered the tactical application...I love this:<BR/>"I considered the tactical application of police brutality..." excellent stuff, Sir. Stay safe and check six.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1156301355109713262006-08-22T21:49:00.000-05:002006-08-22T21:49:00.000-05:00ROTFLMAO!! It's been a few days since I've had a ...ROTFLMAO!! It's been a few days since I've had a good laugh. Thank you. And the reason it's SO DANG FUNNY is that IT HAPPENS all the TIME. It's just amazing the intelligence of the criminal mind (read SARCASM here, please!)<BR/>I'm glad I've found your page...very entertaining reading.Janeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07665737969086029492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1156028817735052492006-08-19T18:06:00.000-05:002006-08-19T18:06:00.000-05:00During my stint as an unsworn security officer for...During my stint as an unsworn security officer for University of California Police, baby-sitting dormlings, one of my more enjoyable sergeants favored the term <B>"JERKUS ERECTUS"</B>: an idiot standing tall. The phrase "I know my rights!" is one of the most reliable cues to recognition.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1155850825683257282006-08-17T16:40:00.000-05:002006-08-17T16:40:00.000-05:00LD, why didn't you and the judge just let the guy ...LD, why didn't you and the judge just let the guy shovel away digging a deeper hole? I mean instead of giving us law abiding people a break for only 5 days, I'm sure you could have stretched it out to a couple months at least at the rate he was going....<BR/><BR/>Hey, it is a matter of public safety after all, that idiot might just kill somebody doing stupid shit like that. The fewer chances he has to do it, the better in my book.Rorschachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11848860674369931761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1155832749806058712006-08-17T11:39:00.000-05:002006-08-17T11:39:00.000-05:00Lawdog;Sir, you live in a most civilized part of t...Lawdog;<BR/>Sir, you live in a most civilized part of the world. My compliments to you and the JP.<BR/>RegardsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1155780639477288612006-08-16T21:10:00.000-05:002006-08-16T21:10:00.000-05:00Reality is for the people who can't handle the dru...Reality is for the people who can't handle the drugs - apparently Mr. Brainiac hasn't figured that out yet.<BR/><BR/>Great post, Lawdog. I LMAO!kateykakeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07899199244376258098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1155754257166408342006-08-16T13:50:00.000-05:002006-08-16T13:50:00.000-05:00ROTFLMAO here, boss. Thanks.ROTFLMAO here, boss. Thanks.PubliusCicerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03663006318391016124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1155752290264014052006-08-16T13:18:00.000-05:002006-08-16T13:18:00.000-05:00Some time back I got a parking ticket. I checked ...Some time back I got a parking ticket. I checked the local regs and felt that it was a bad ticket since only a foot or two of my vehicle protruded into the 'No Parking' zone (I'd left room for the person in front of me to exit).<BR/><BR/>Went to court, had to wait until the final person in my bit. The ticketing officer had walked out with the previous defendant to discuss places she might be able to legally park near her work (since the judge had nicely said he'd forgive this ticket since she'd been parking there for years). My name was too long for the docket to print properly so we had a brief discussion of that. He read the charge, I plead 'Not Guilty' so I could explain my 'protruding isn't covered' theory. Prosecuter looks at the door where the ticketing officer has yet to return. Looks at judge. We all look at door. No sign of officer. Judges rules 'Case dismissed!'. I wisely stayed silent and so never did get to find out if my theory is correct or not. Unlike some folks I've learned that if I win I should immediately quit arguing (rare occurrance though that is)<BR/><BR/>As a bonus, I found $10 blowing along the street so I actually made money on the day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1155734751325444322006-08-16T08:25:00.000-05:002006-08-16T08:25:00.000-05:00I wondered where my brother went.I wondered where my brother went.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1155734079300230892006-08-16T08:14:00.000-05:002006-08-16T08:14:00.000-05:00Unbelievable!!! I'm surprised the guy didn't tell...Unbelievable!!! I'm surprised the guy didn't tell the officer issuing the ticket how high he was. I can see it now: "uh, ocifer, I honestly didn't know how fast I was going, 'cause I am, you know, really f*cked up!" Like Ron White said "I had the RIGHT to remain silent, but not the ABILITY"!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1155732704932981602006-08-16T07:51:00.000-05:002006-08-16T07:51:00.000-05:00Wow. You just know that upon release, he will pos...Wow. You just know that upon release, he will post on an internet forum somewhere about how he was railroaded, and meant to plead not guilty but the judge wouldn't listen. Not to mention that the conviction shouldn't stand because of fringe on the flag, and the sun was in his eyes, and the dog ate his homework ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1155706816891288232006-08-16T00:40:00.000-05:002006-08-16T00:40:00.000-05:00I hate these types. These are the guys that get g...I hate these types. These are the guys that get guys like me subpeonaed in trials I had nothing to do with.<BR/><BR/>This is par with the "Do you think the judge will give me a P.R. bond because....." crowd. Most memorable of those was the guy, sitting in front of a running DVD recorder mind you, that looks at me and follows the preceding statement with "I didn't mean to kill the guy. I was just shooting at him to scare him."<BR/><BR/>[shakes head]...Anthing else you'd like to admit to while were here?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1155703585663812472006-08-15T23:46:00.000-05:002006-08-15T23:46:00.000-05:00I can hear it now...."I sentence you to a vasectom...I can hear it now....<BR/><BR/>"I sentence you to a vasectomy and time served. Bailiff, deliver the prisoner to the county hospital for the operation, then turn him loose."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1155702086905337912006-08-15T23:21:00.000-05:002006-08-15T23:21:00.000-05:00That's just... *shaking my head*I have spent the l...That's just... *shaking my head*<BR/><BR/>I have spent the last seven years of my life editing just about everything my husband says. The man simply doesn't know what to leave out. But I'd like to think even he, if he were a criminal of some sort, would know to keep his mouth shut in front of the judge. I've always assumed that's part of why he's a law-abiding citizen... he knows his mouth would get him in too much trouble. After reading this, I think my husband may just have good moral fiber.Abejarron Caoticohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10376827988664798139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1155700545198876612006-08-15T22:55:00.000-05:002006-08-15T22:55:00.000-05:00Are you sure that guy wasn't smoking hash in the c...Are you sure that guy wasn't smoking hash in the courtroom? <BR/><BR/>He probably had a whole pharmacy on him.<BR/><BR/>That was pretty damn funny story.nonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07550167783969561280noreply@blogger.com