tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post115896166831596796..comments2023-11-27T02:17:22.859-06:00Comments on The LawDog Files: Small town triviaLawDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1159208341259694062006-09-25T13:19:00.000-05:002006-09-25T13:19:00.000-05:00"Shoot! My dad was a Baptist Pastor for many years...<I>"Shoot! My dad was a Baptist Pastor for many years before his untimely death. I have it on good authority, too, that he had an affair with both the Church's organ player..."</I><BR/><BR/>Now there's a joke that just writes its own punchline.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1159166999202780102006-09-25T01:49:00.000-05:002006-09-25T01:49:00.000-05:00Shoot! My dad was a Baptist Pastor for many years...Shoot! My dad was a Baptist Pastor for many years before his untimely death. I have it on good authority, too, that he had an affair with both the Church's organ player, as well as the Children's Sunday School Teacher.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1159166755399784332006-09-25T01:45:00.000-05:002006-09-25T01:45:00.000-05:00"Since we aren't exactly gormless, if a car belong..."Since we aren't exactly gormless, if a car belonging to a forty-something-year-old married man starts winding up being parked in the alley behind a house whose only occupant is a 20-year-old college co-ed, we get a glimmer of a notion concerning what is probably going on."<BR/><BR/>He's tutoring her in Algebra, or is it Anatomy??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1159030464762651072006-09-23T11:54:00.000-05:002006-09-23T11:54:00.000-05:00My condolances to both your city and especially to...My condolances to both your city and especially to the family of the fallen. (And I hope it's not too gauche of me to express my relief that it wasn't one of my former neighbors here in The Chocolate City who committed the murder)<BR/><BR/>Back to the topic at hand, I'm a bit confused. Surely there's no connection between this middle-aged Lothario and the Mullah of the Shia Baptists sudden change of heart? Why, that would imply a letter or message of an ebon hue... "Fury of the Norsemen", indeed. Bwah-hahahaha!Cybrluditehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02222195374935367060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1159030395430423412006-09-23T11:53:00.000-05:002006-09-23T11:53:00.000-05:00My condolances to both your city and especially to...My condolances to both your city and especially to the family of the fallen. (And I hope it's not too gauche of me to express my relief that it wasn't one of my former neighbors here in The Chocolate City who committed the murder)<BR/><BR/>Back to the topic at hand, I'm a bit confused. Surely there's no connection between this middle-aged Lothario and the Mullah of the Shia Baptists sudden change of heart? Why, that would imply a letter or message of an ebon hue... "Fury of the Norsemen", indeed. Bwah-hahahaha!Cybrluditehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02222195374935367060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1158989773431170232006-09-23T00:36:00.000-05:002006-09-23T00:36:00.000-05:00Course you won't affirm or deny but that rascal pr...Course you won't affirm or deny but that rascal preacher was seeing that coed at all hours of the night? wonder who his wife was seeing? only positive thing I see is he at least was leaving young boys along.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1158981712081964202006-09-22T22:21:00.000-05:002006-09-22T22:21:00.000-05:00Muahahaha! Wooooh... I like your style.let me move...Muahahaha! <BR/><BR/>Wooooh... I like your style.<BR/><BR/>let me move my car...<BR/><BR/>Hooz.Hoozyrdadyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07980885034999147458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1158973077003004612006-09-22T19:57:00.000-05:002006-09-22T19:57:00.000-05:00That was downright righteous of him...giving after...That was downright righteous of him...giving after-hours religous instruction to the coed was mighty selfless too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1158969108934967502006-09-22T18:51:00.000-05:002006-09-22T18:51:00.000-05:00How long did you have to hold his head underwater ...How long did you have to hold his head underwater in the baptismal font to restore the shia' baptist to such an understanding condition?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1158962199235512422006-09-22T16:56:00.000-05:002006-09-22T16:56:00.000-05:00Dunno if y'all heard up there in Yankeeland, but h...Dunno if y'all heard up there in Yankeeland, but here in Houston, one of Houston's finest, a man respected & liked by all who have spoken, good husband & father of 5, was shot & killed last night on a traffic stop.<BR/>The critter who shot him is a previously-arrested, -convicted, -sentenced, -deported illegal alien - one of the previous arrests was for child molestation .................... between that & the case in Colorado this week, you think maybe folks will get a clue, & SECURE THE DAMN BORDER?!?!?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com