tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post6349374481329846258..comments2023-11-27T02:17:22.859-06:00Comments on The LawDog Files: *rimshot*LawDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-73727510523485001232008-05-30T18:45:00.000-05:002008-05-30T18:45:00.000-05:00Well I snorted cola, and it got a snicker out of m...Well I snorted cola, and it got a snicker out of my 75 year old Dad who's got all sorts of military experience. Though he did say it was Captain in most Mil. settings. All the military Ell-Tee's I ever met usually say, "Seargent Mitchell will now tell you what we're going to do."John Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04875185117306503147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-49675594360093081602008-05-24T22:52:00.000-05:002008-05-24T22:52:00.000-05:00The wealthy couple were devastated when they learn...The wealthy couple were devastated when they learned their newborn was brain damaged, but buoyed when told a new cellular transplantation procedure would not only cure the kid , it could produce a superior child. Cells taken from a freshly dead donor would be injected in to the brain of the infant where they would find the damaged areas, implant, and grow to repair the damage. <BR/><BR/>As many of the qualities of the donor would appear in the child, a market had developed and cell from different donors were available at different costs.<BR/><BR/>Cells taken from famous pop musicians cost $100,000.<BR/><BR/>Cells from famous classical musicians cost $125,000.<BR/><BR/>Cells from famous athletes cost $150,000.<BR/><BR/>Cells from Nobel laureates in the arts and "soft" sciences cost $175,000.<BR/><BR/>Cells from Nobel laureates in the "hard" sciences cost $200,000.<BR/><BR/>Cells from dispatchers cost $12,000,000.<BR/><BR/>The couple were stunned. They asked the doctor why the huge disparity in the cost of dispatcher brain cells.<BR/><BR/>The doctor replied, "Do you know how many we have to go through to <B>find</B> a brain?"<BR/> * * *<BR/>This was first told to me when I worked fro a small PD. I can report that it works as well in the trucking industry, 'though my trucking dispatchers have yet to put my life in danger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-11886402979666232142008-05-14T15:48:00.000-05:002008-05-14T15:48:00.000-05:00While this would work in EMS, the use of primates ...While this would work in EMS, the use of primates might be overshooting a bit.Rogue Medichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07598646309630074992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-76612554587054972302008-05-13T20:46:00.000-05:002008-05-13T20:46:00.000-05:00Sounds like a captain and chief deputy I know.Sounds like a captain and chief deputy I know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-55647825799679345822008-05-13T20:43:00.000-05:002008-05-13T20:43:00.000-05:00I'm not, and have never been, a cop. I've also ne...I'm not, and have never been, a cop. I've also never been in the military.<BR/><BR/>But--knowing how things go in this world--I found that funny as hell.Black Icehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463313457370402499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-30167207297862365362008-05-13T20:05:00.000-05:002008-05-13T20:05:00.000-05:00That's just fabulous. It's now on my LT's desk.......That's just fabulous. It's now on my LT's desk.....bwahhahahahaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-86077929544697725002008-05-13T19:49:00.000-05:002008-05-13T19:49:00.000-05:00Oh, that's going to every LEO I know right there.B...Oh, that's going to every LEO I know right there.<BR/><BR/>By the by, sir, I wonder. Was the gorilla in Cage #2 a <I>real</I> gorilla, or a man (could be anyone; hear me out) dressed in a <BR/><BR/>PINK GORILLA SUIT?<BR/><BR/>Just thought I'd ask.<BR/><BR/>;)<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>tweakerSpeakerTweakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13520767686388236987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-32950744315193671072008-05-13T19:21:00.000-05:002008-05-13T19:21:00.000-05:00The Captain only grunts."sigh"Oh well.The Captain only grunts.<BR/><BR/>"sigh"<BR/><BR/>Oh well.dr machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05917329370119209144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-7105971327754747912008-05-13T14:39:00.000-05:002008-05-13T14:39:00.000-05:00Nope, funny in industry, too. Just change them t...Nope, funny in industry, too. <BR/><BR/>Just change them to "Intern", "Line Manager" and "Executive"<BR/><BR/>(Of course, since Walt was a LEO, and the Marine!Goth is active duty, it's funny in the original version as well *snicker*)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-66306885308263750642008-05-13T14:08:00.000-05:002008-05-13T14:08:00.000-05:00GIGGLE *SNORT* hehehehehehe!GIGGLE *SNORT* hehehehehehe!JeanChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08506460151352291506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-16428407800506317932008-05-13T12:11:00.000-05:002008-05-13T12:11:00.000-05:00Dog, I find that joke to be true of "LT's" everywh...Dog, I find that joke to be true of "LT's" everywhere, no matter their uniform!<BR/><BR/>Thank for the hearty chuckle.Derius Thoranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08222228057642865021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-76436122741103470142008-05-13T11:46:00.000-05:002008-05-13T11:46:00.000-05:00Not that the basic pattern is out there, I can see...Not that the basic pattern is out there, I can see variations coming that included EMT, Paramedic, and Manager. <BR/><BR/>GaryTOTWTYTRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07160983763890570595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-61610642992781798352008-05-13T07:03:00.000-05:002008-05-13T07:03:00.000-05:00I agree with greybeard...that joke crosses from la...I agree with greybeard...that joke crosses from law enforcement into just about any workplace with "managers".<BR/><BR/>It's the essence of the Dilbert Principle: "The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-45309195626534310492008-05-13T05:03:00.000-05:002008-05-13T05:03:00.000-05:00Hardy.har.har.As a Lt I find that quite funny. Now...Hardy.<BR/><BR/>har.<BR/><BR/>har.<BR/><BR/>As a Lt I find that quite funny. Now if I can only find my coffee cup.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-87707800885752116942008-05-13T04:46:00.000-05:002008-05-13T04:46:00.000-05:00"This one's probably only funny to my cop readers...."This one's probably only funny to my cop readers."<BR/><BR/>Nah.......ROFL!Evil Transport Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16427244472516019901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-22081570505344199872008-05-13T03:28:00.000-05:002008-05-13T03:28:00.000-05:00If you're a geek, substituting "coder" "designer" ...If you're a geek, substituting "coder" "designer" and "consultant" works fine ;)Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730143528740977761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-19858753338222404932008-05-12T22:12:00.000-05:002008-05-12T22:12:00.000-05:00To much credit fot the LTs I knew, those were Nav...To much credit fot the LTs I knew, those were Navy LT<BR/><BR/>benAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-64298036379545059232008-05-12T22:07:00.000-05:002008-05-12T22:07:00.000-05:00Your LT would sound alot like my LTs, except for t...Your LT would sound alot like my LTs, except for the fact that in the AirForce, the LTs aren't old enough to drink coffee.curtishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03408885716177871226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-62965101963055233482008-05-12T19:44:00.000-05:002008-05-12T19:44:00.000-05:00I think just about anyone who actually "works' for...I think just about anyone who actually "works' for a living, will get a chuckle. :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-37995112358034264562008-05-12T18:17:00.000-05:002008-05-12T18:17:00.000-05:00Sounds a lot like military monkeys hubby deals wit...Sounds a lot like military monkeys hubby deals with and the corporate monkeys I deal withAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-38428588529992544572008-05-12T18:12:00.000-05:002008-05-12T18:12:00.000-05:00Post a spew warning on that, dammit!Post a spew warning on that, dammit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-56236361468003051402008-05-12T17:57:00.000-05:002008-05-12T17:57:00.000-05:00After hearing about the husband's LT, I think it's...After hearing about the husband's LT, I think it's funny & true. :)Snigglefritshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00993769458966206782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-14483190873701604352008-05-12T17:32:00.000-05:002008-05-12T17:32:00.000-05:00Your police monkeys sound an awful lot like some m...Your police monkeys sound an awful lot like some military monkeys I know of...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-10987547955506777872008-05-12T15:28:00.000-05:002008-05-12T15:28:00.000-05:00Hey, we've got managers in aerospace, too. Heh.Hey, we've got managers in aerospace, too. Heh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-84133891730834781292008-05-12T15:20:00.000-05:002008-05-12T15:20:00.000-05:00That will be passed on to some friends of mine.Tha...That will be passed on to some friends of mine.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the laugh.<BR/><BR/>Mr FixitMr. Fixithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15504277932727865725noreply@blogger.com