tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post7838896948936564215..comments2023-11-27T02:17:22.859-06:00Comments on The LawDog Files: Next time I'll keep my mush shutLawDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-52434777708295531972019-08-21T12:51:08.859-05:002019-08-21T12:51:08.859-05:00I went to Peking's House of 80 Ways to Cook Ch...I went to Peking's House of 80 Ways to Cook Chicken for lunch today. As I got some wasabi paste for my sushi, I thought of this and began giggling.Comrade Misfithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-81762780431277148942013-01-10T22:12:07.161-06:002013-01-10T22:12:07.161-06:00It's even funnier the second time round.
Karm...It's even funnier the second time round.<br /><br />Karma - because God really does have a sense of humour.pdwalkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05943525787137905313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-11873547189654497772012-05-30T09:26:24.431-05:002012-05-30T09:26:24.431-05:00Thank you for the post, pretty helpful info.Thank you for the post, pretty helpful info.techos decorativoshttp://www.duko.es/Techos-Decorativos/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-58242318364058100072008-10-26T23:05:00.000-05:002008-10-26T23:05:00.000-05:00I'm late here, but 1) terrific story, and2) Srirac...I'm late here, but <BR/>1) terrific story, and<BR/>2) Sriracha: an excellent choice for a "Back Up Sauce!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-34291275994205166572008-09-01T07:29:00.000-05:002008-09-01T07:29:00.000-05:00"The difference in a word is the difference betwee..."The difference in a word is the difference between lightening and a lightening bug".<BR/><BR/>-Mark Twaindr machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05917329370119209144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-77026540026493250902008-08-31T13:20:00.000-05:002008-08-31T13:20:00.000-05:00Being the somewhat naive person I am I probably wo...Being the somewhat naive person I am I probably would have said to myself"Should I say something or shouldn't I?" but probably wouldn't have said anything but in this case the end result was the perfect ending for ignorance! As my mama would say "what goes around comes around!"<BR/><BR/>Enjoyed this story very much!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-51056204082765928242008-08-30T20:15:00.000-05:002008-08-30T20:15:00.000-05:00Idiots can be very entertaining. Especially when y...Idiots can be very entertaining. Especially when you are not on duty and don't have to fill out any paperwork about the gratuitous display of stupidity.Rogue Medichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07598646309630074992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-54859928120231499722008-08-29T17:02:00.000-05:002008-08-29T17:02:00.000-05:00This reminded me of a story a college friend told ...This reminded me of a story a college friend told me in the late 70s. <BR/>.<BR/>While visiting Kansas City for his brother’s wedding, thieves broke into his car and stole his stereo. Ordinarily, this would be the end of the story but a few weeks later, an officer called my friend to report that they found the bunch who broke into his car, stolen his stereo and sold it for drugs. One will note the use of the word “found” as opposed to words like “arrested” or “apprehended”.<BR/>.<BR/>The crew was stealing the stereo from another car when the owner came out of a local bar and caught them in the act. Contrary to the characterization by the eyewitness, the owner was likely human as he was wearing clothing. <BR/>.<BR/>The eyewitness in this case, was the one remaining gang member capable of speech. According to his description, this “Goh-rilla” came up and took the two lookouts one in each hand and smashed their heads together, killing them instantly. <BR/>.<BR/>Number three, by this time, had pulled out his switchblade. The “Goh-rilla” took the switchblade from number three and used it to cut, chop, slice, dice, fillet and even julienne the original owner of the switchblade. Number three was in intensive care with every expectation of meeting the nice coroner.<BR/>.<BR/>Number four by this time was attempting to squirm out from under the dashboard. The car’s owner’s stabbed him in the groin several times and left the knife embedded as he dragged number four out of the car by a leg and dropped him on the street. The “Goh-rilla” then got into his car and drove away, driving over number four’s legs in the process. Number four was in the hospital loudly demanding that the police arrest this lawbreaker. <BR/>.<BR/>The officer noted that they did not anticipate finding the aggrieved owner with the implication that they probably weren’t looking all that hard.<BR/>.<BR/>Jerry in Detroit<BR/>spamtrap19990601 at aol dot comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-9188549352308192702008-08-28T15:59:00.000-05:002008-08-28T15:59:00.000-05:00And then there was the time the totally Anglo Span...And then there was the time the totally Anglo Spanish 101 class treated themselves to dinner at the local nosheria, and the teacher, displaying his superior knowledge of Cuisine Espanol, thought the salsa verde was soup.....<BR/>LawMomAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-41143344557960231152008-08-28T12:11:00.000-05:002008-08-28T12:11:00.000-05:00Beautiful!Beautiful!pdwalkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05943525787137905313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-61639322899837481982008-08-28T05:02:00.000-05:002008-08-28T05:02:00.000-05:00shoulda told him "hey, now try the hot sauce."shoulda told him "hey, now try the hot sauce."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-13262721494937300612008-08-27T11:16:00.000-05:002008-08-27T11:16:00.000-05:00"Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest th..."Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him."J.R.Shirleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08498164179579546593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-66894706408811157052008-08-27T00:01:00.000-05:002008-08-27T00:01:00.000-05:00Happened to a friend of mine at a buffet once. He...Happened to a friend of mine at a buffet once. He had no idea what it was, so instead of asking me (or any of half a dozen other friends of his who were also present) what the green paste was, he grabbed a handful and chowed down. Took three of us to stop him from trying to drown himself in a nearby fountain, heh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-3764414629850693912008-08-26T22:56:00.000-05:002008-08-26T22:56:00.000-05:00"Answer a man according to his folly lest he be wi..."Answer a man according to his folly lest he be wise in his own conceit."Kim Noyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01643573806408986092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-20167961586820781032008-08-26T22:12:00.000-05:002008-08-26T22:12:00.000-05:00*Keels over laughing*Too bad I doubt he'll connect...*Keels over laughing*<BR/><BR/>Too bad I doubt he'll connect the cause and effect of his discomfort.Fenrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07693829962075093381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-68340277602848887002008-08-26T16:42:00.000-05:002008-08-26T16:42:00.000-05:00Awesome! I love it when nastiness is rewarded ins...Awesome! I love it when nastiness is rewarded instantly. You gotta savor those moments.knitalot3https://www.blogger.com/profile/11567418493414449591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-74169252606302416872008-08-26T11:21:00.001-05:002008-08-26T11:21:00.001-05:00That one is priceless, LawDog! Hehe!That one is priceless, LawDog! Hehe!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-87304725067674459132008-08-26T11:21:00.000-05:002008-08-26T11:21:00.000-05:00Lawdog = Made of Win.tweakerLawdog = Made of Win.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>tweakerSpeakerTweakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13520767686388236987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-71417651395518719802008-08-26T10:45:00.000-05:002008-08-26T10:45:00.000-05:00It's like, karma, dude. It'll catch you.It's like, <I>karma</I>, dude. It'll catch you.J.R.Shirleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08498164179579546593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-18107312435457624252008-08-26T10:29:00.000-05:002008-08-26T10:29:00.000-05:00DON'T WORRY - BE HAPPY !DON'T WORRY - BE HAPPY !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-48200156456526752012008-08-26T09:48:00.000-05:002008-08-26T09:48:00.000-05:00Heh. Had a know-it-all (and brown noser and buddy...Heh. Had a know-it-all (and brown noser and buddy f***er) at the last job who had never had sushi, but was trying to pretend he knew all about it, grab a piece of wasabi and toss it in his mouth...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00241308007788157341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-24542766855358826252008-08-26T09:39:00.000-05:002008-08-26T09:39:00.000-05:00Law Dog, Please start on the book.....that is a...Law Dog,<BR/> Please start on the book.....that is all :P<BR/><BR/>Thanks,<BR/>ScottAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-33498714608017114262008-08-26T09:38:00.000-05:002008-08-26T09:38:00.000-05:00Karma... it really is a wonderful thing...Karma... it really is a wonderful thing...Ladybug Crossinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10396101565678823825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-30970736685702975142008-08-26T08:56:00.000-05:002008-08-26T08:56:00.000-05:00I love a good Karmanic slap to the head. Like the ...I love a good Karmanic slap to the head. Like the moronic kids in the Supra that went blasting down the shoulder past stopped traffic never realizing the car two ahead of mine was a State Trooper. He flipped on his lights & had them pulled over almost instantly. The rest of us got to file slowly by laughing & waving. I yelled a hearty "Thanks Officer!" as I went by. The punk driver was trying to scrunch down & disappear under the floor mats. It was wonderful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-41326846262179434502008-08-26T08:31:00.000-05:002008-08-26T08:31:00.000-05:00"A man's just got to know his limitations."Excelle..."A man's just got to know his limitations."<BR/><BR/>Excellent story.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com