tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post116950989477473945..comments2023-11-27T02:17:22.859-06:00Comments on The LawDog Files: Oh, you didn't!LawDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169605980409390162007-01-23T20:33:00.000-06:002007-01-23T20:33:00.000-06:00Stupidity and optimism. Where else will you find ...Stupidity and optimism. Where else will you find a combination like that?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Oh. Yeah. Liberals.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169567593709676252007-01-23T09:53:00.000-06:002007-01-23T09:53:00.000-06:00Worked with an insurance company north of Philadel...Worked with an insurance company north of Philadelphia with a bank branch office in the building. One of the guys stole some checks from another worker's desk drawer(which would indicate that the co-worker wasn't too bright, either), then went down to the bank to cash one. It was his luck to pick the one teller, Iva, who knew every one of the 1,300 people in the building. So as she processed the check, she also hit the "help" button. Surprise, surprise! OldeForceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169559643165054472007-01-23T07:40:00.000-06:002007-01-23T07:40:00.000-06:00Reminds me of a story I heard once, about an espec...Reminds me of a story I heard once, about an especially clueless critter in a city I used to live in. Seemed that this critter was up in municipal court on some lesser charge, something for which your average critter would get an affordable bail figure. <BR/><BR/>This critter paid his bail by personal check. Unfortunately, the bank detected a rather significant problem with said check. <BR/><BR/>I ask you, how bloody stupid do you have to be to pay for bail -- for <I>BAIL</I> -- with a rubber check?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169537126081091162007-01-23T01:25:00.000-06:002007-01-23T01:25:00.000-06:00Shouldn't the forger realize that the sheriff's of...Shouldn't the forger realize that the sheriff's office might be a little pissed off at this offense and seek to make his life a living hell?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169531490985295622007-01-22T23:51:00.000-06:002007-01-22T23:51:00.000-06:00Some hot chicks on CSI tho...I am personally parti...Some hot chicks on CSI tho...I am personally partial to Vegas.<BR/><BR/>What!!! You mean the girls <B>don't</B> look like that?trainerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05864994498681719476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169514180128681202007-01-22T19:03:00.000-06:002007-01-22T19:03:00.000-06:00Can't help but think all the people heading into t...Can't help but think all the people heading into the forensics type fields due to CSI and such are in for a world of disappointment. Can't wait for the half-assed jobs these people will do...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169511369399735162007-01-22T18:16:00.000-06:002007-01-22T18:16:00.000-06:00I bet the typical dumb criminals make police work ...I bet the typical dumb criminals make police work downright boring.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com