tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post116951776892139487..comments2023-11-27T02:17:22.859-06:00Comments on The LawDog Files: Jim Beam's got your back. Waa-aaay back.LawDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-81415647444375137322012-11-28T18:36:50.503-06:002012-11-28T18:36:50.503-06:00Hack again?!Hack again?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-47649319273985871032008-09-02T20:31:00.000-05:002008-09-02T20:31:00.000-05:00Good show. Making threats from the wrong side of ...Good show. <BR/><BR/>Making threats from the wrong side of a gun is a good way to Darwin.Jeff Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16199827049934363961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-62494681454579858472007-01-27T12:11:00.000-06:002007-01-27T12:11:00.000-06:00Thankfully he was in Texas where that kind of thin...Thankfully he was in Texas where that kind of thing is indeed, legal. The funniest thing along these lines I have seen was in the movie "Born on the 4th of July" (I think).<br /><br />There is a Viet Vet with an uzi (or similar machine pistol/gun) with a LARGE clip in it he just visibly locked and loaded. The Assistant "pencil-neck government" fella that is "too full of himself" turns to one of his security guards and tells him "Go disarm that man".<br /><br />To wit, the guard responds, "For $4.25 an hour? Hell no, I quit." and walks off.<br /><br />Again, nuff said. heh.<br /><br />Best advice I was taught about situations like this from my father....<br /><br />"Son, when someone is pointing a gun at you, give them your undivided attention and pay heed to every single sound they utter, even if you are buttoned down and able to return fire. You might miss something rather important otherwise."<br /><br />And yes, he was a WWII vet, brother a Viet Vet and I was an 80s vet that forunately saw no real combat. But I know far to many that have and do still see plenty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169689036646081072007-01-24T19:37:00.000-06:002007-01-24T19:37:00.000-06:00That story had everything! It had alcohol, a comp...That story had everything! It had alcohol, a compulsive liar, and repressed sexuality, which equals comedy.<BR/><BR/>Now, if only it featured anarchists being dumb, it would be even more hilarious...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169662123540298552007-01-24T12:08:00.000-06:002007-01-24T12:08:00.000-06:00I believe we have another Darwin Award contender!-...I believe we have another Darwin Award contender!<BR/><BR/>- ISU TinkererAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169652062407870632007-01-24T09:21:00.000-06:002007-01-24T09:21:00.000-06:00Ranks up there with the critter two weeks ago that...Ranks up there with the critter two weeks ago that decided to lead local law enforcement here on a chase, crash the car they were in at a local business, and while attempting to flee on foot pull a shotgun and state their intent to kill the deputy pursuing them.<BR/><BR/>One left the scene in handcuffs, the other in a body bag. Fortunately no law enforcement personnel were injured by those two dolts.<BR/><BR/>Glad Pa should be getting his gun back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169606246953386252007-01-23T20:37:00.000-06:002007-01-23T20:37:00.000-06:00Tom beat me to it.Another illustration of the fact...Tom beat me to it.<BR/><BR/>Another illustration of the fact that the will to be stupid is a powerful force.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169595633013130482007-01-23T17:40:00.000-06:002007-01-23T17:40:00.000-06:00Salute to Pa & his shotgun!Don't mess with a Marin...Salute to Pa & his shotgun!<BR/><BR/>Don't mess with a Marine, especially one who's defending his family.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169591517694617332007-01-23T16:31:00.000-06:002007-01-23T16:31:00.000-06:00And a reminder from Old Painless at The Box O Trut...And a reminder from Old Painless at <A HREF="http://www.theboxotruth.com/index.htm" REL="nofollow">The Box O Truth</A>: <BR/>Cars, doors, and drywall are <I>concealment</I> <B>not</B> <I>cover</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169589982937510002007-01-23T16:06:00.000-06:002007-01-23T16:06:00.000-06:00Right up there with the famous last words "F*** Yo...Right up there with the famous last words "F*** You and Your Automatic Rifle!" from the <A HREF="http://www.davehayes.org/2006/02/10/the-gary-fadden-incident/" REL="nofollow">Gary Fadden incident</A>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169566228463967512007-01-23T09:30:00.000-06:002007-01-23T09:30:00.000-06:00Pa and the folks on the Grasnd Jury sound like my ...Pa and the folks on the Grasnd Jury sound like my kinda people.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169551072310780712007-01-23T05:17:00.000-06:002007-01-23T05:17:00.000-06:00Yet another reason to shun a wannabe, just when yo...Yet another reason to shun a wannabe, just when you think they can't get any dumber, they up and prove you wrong. I know a few Seals and some SF types, all have great respect for serious types with guns.<BR/><BR/>Interesting though, the guys I know, will tell you a funny story, but generally nothing that would make a movie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169542675202162242007-01-23T02:57:00.000-06:002007-01-23T02:57:00.000-06:00You forgot to mention that the average IQ for the ...You forgot to mention that the average IQ for the country jumped five points as the echoes from the shots died.<BR/><BR/>Three principles for living a longer life:<BR/><BR/>Don't argue with a shotgun.<BR/><BR/>Don't annoy an armed farmer.<BR/><BR/>Don't bluster at the parent of a child you have endangered.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Anybody ready to violate all three at once must have a negative IQ.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169528947454289412007-01-22T23:09:00.000-06:002007-01-22T23:09:00.000-06:00I hope pa got his shotgun back since it wouldn't b...I hope pa got his shotgun back since it wouldn't be needed for court.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169523667361780162007-01-22T21:41:00.000-06:002007-01-22T21:41:00.000-06:00Beauty. I love a story with a happy ending. I th...Beauty. I love a story with a happy ending. <BR/><BR/>I think I can hear my Remington 1100 chuckling happily to itself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169522072127745012007-01-22T21:14:00.000-06:002007-01-22T21:14:00.000-06:00When someone is pointing a twelve-gauge shotgun at...<I>When someone is pointing a twelve-gauge shotgun at your brisket, it might not be amiss to treat their every word like a Commandment straight from the lips of God.</I><BR/><BR/>Sound advice indeed.<BR/><BR/>It's stories like this that make my wonder why there are still so many dumb people in the world today. You'd think they would have autodarwinated sometime in the past already. Hmm...I suppose there really is a sucker born every minute.<BR/><BR/>As they say -- all's well that ends well. Glad to know that this ended reasonably well for the good folks involved.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169521948846124012007-01-22T21:12:00.000-06:002007-01-22T21:12:00.000-06:00Yup, "Pa" was no billed and as far as I have heard...Yup, "Pa" was no billed and as far as I have heard there was nothing filed civilly either.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169521608439323202007-01-22T21:06:00.000-06:002007-01-22T21:06:00.000-06:00Other than the fact that "Squeal" was drunk off hi...Other than the fact that "Squeal" was drunk off his caboose, I'm not sure Jim Beam (TM) had his back. I'd like to figure Col. Jim Beam wouldn't have had that guy's back either.<BR/><BR/>I'm tending to agree about it being good if pa got no billed. Squeal sounds like trouble from way back. I'm wondering how long a rap sheet he had.<BR/><BR/>mustanger98 on THRAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1169520256745486632007-01-22T20:44:00.000-06:002007-01-22T20:44:00.000-06:00Did pa get no billed? If so that is a story with a...Did pa get no billed? If so that is a story with a happy ending.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com