tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post1452515359219144544..comments2023-11-27T02:17:22.859-06:00Comments on The LawDog Files: My Pppprecious -- they losts it! Losts it!!LawDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-78405165171157473512007-07-10T01:39:00.000-05:002007-07-10T01:39:00.000-05:00http://www.dropline.net/cats/kitty/golumcathttp://www.dropline.net/cats/kitty/golumcatRayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12169292091798071563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-81601047433035721052007-07-01T09:00:00.000-05:002007-07-01T09:00:00.000-05:00Since you hit it out of the park with that last on...Since you hit it out of the park with that last one (inseamly and adenim being of particular merit)I think I'm going to sit the remainder of this out, resting on the laurels of having contributed to the pantheon of cringe-worthy pun volleys. Well done, Matt!phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-73663609119751784542007-07-01T08:41:00.000-05:002007-07-01T08:41:00.000-05:00Hasty adenim: hope you don't find me a pantywaist,...Hasty adenim: hope you don't find me a pantywaist, but I have to bed. 'Jama way, whilest I slumber.Matt Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500429239798601210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-20081493228229018642007-07-01T08:36:00.000-05:002007-07-01T08:36:00.000-05:00(Dadgummed first try was lost to the ether. Too ba...(Dadgummed first try was lost to the ether. Too bad-- it was a lot better than this one, hours later.)<BR/><BR/>Breeches of etiquette? <BR/><BR/>I'll have you know that LawDog knows full well that I would <I>never</I> do anything that would be considered inseamly. <BR/><BR/>Oh, sure-- I used to cut up back in the day, but that was just so that I could get the smiles and knickers of other late-bloomers like myself. But I really couldn't help it; it was in my jeans.Matt Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500429239798601210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-10262860715298730982007-06-30T21:34:00.000-05:002007-06-30T21:34:00.000-05:00*hiccup**hiccup*phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-52485728140651647632007-06-30T21:33:00.000-05:002007-06-30T21:33:00.000-05:00Stop pulling my leg- I had you pegged all along. [...Stop pulling my leg- I had you pegged all along. [leoTard? That's pretty awesome! I still prefer the starched brief thing.] <BR/><BR/>I'll BET you hurt yourself. No doubt your posterior chaps mightily from all that flying-by-the-seat-of-your-pants. Perhaps it's time we hitch up our drawers and get them out of here before LawDog suspends our comment privilege due to breech of taste.<BR/><BR/>Smarty britches.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-25392919239568260352007-06-30T21:32:00.000-05:002007-06-30T21:32:00.000-05:00Stop pulling my leg- I had you pegged all along. [...Stop pulling my leg- I had you pegged all along. [leoTard? That's pretty awesome! I still prefer the starched brief thing.] <BR/><BR/>I'll BET you hurt yourself. No doubt your posterior chaps mightily from all that flying-by-the-seat-of-your-pants. Perhaps it's time we hitch up our drawers and get them out of here before LawDog suspends our comment privilege due to breech of taste.<BR/><BR/>Smarty britches.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01091154202105927617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-60797275760885052242007-06-30T02:38:00.000-05:002007-06-30T02:38:00.000-05:00I don't wear high-waters; they make me look like a...I don't wear high-waters; they make me look like a leo<B>tard</B>. <BR/><BR/>But if I'm on the run, and in a bit of a tights, I'll go a-wadin'; I just levi my wool trous on with cuffs rolled. Classi c lam. Dig 'er? <BR/><BR/>Oof. I think I hurt myself with that one. S'long, John.Matt Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500429239798601210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-69658500016487336092007-06-29T20:24:00.000-05:002007-06-29T20:24:00.000-05:00Phlegm Fatale and Matt G:They'll be here all week,...Phlegm Fatale and Matt G:<BR/><BR/>They'll be here all week, folks.<BR/><BR/>Try the veal, and be sure to tip your waitress. ;)Ambulance Driverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175419709184526342noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-9424505594341888562007-06-29T18:48:00.000-05:002007-06-29T18:48:00.000-05:00matt g - Nothing of the kind, indeed I don't mind ...matt g - Nothing of the kind, indeed I don't mind giving you a competitive wedgie.<BR/><BR/>Mind you don't get your knickers in a twist - you'll put your fly out. <BR/>You clearly spend a lot of time in high waters, and in shifting sands a belt won't save your arse.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-80014292150925758462007-06-29T17:35:00.000-05:002007-06-29T17:35:00.000-05:00Phlemmy-- now you're telling me to zip it? I reall...Phlemmy-- now you're telling me to zip it? I really <I>should</I> belt you one-- you've gotten loopy. Perhaps you just need a nap. <BR/><BR/>Your fearless lederhosen need of a tailor, <BR/>--Matt GMatt Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500429239798601210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-59542507374190169242007-06-29T01:42:00.000-05:002007-06-29T01:42:00.000-05:00I think this guy 54 million dollar idiot should be...I think this guy 54 million dollar idiot should be hung in the town square...pantsless of course.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, I would consider it an honor and a privilege if you would add my blog "The Tygrrrr Express" www.blacktygrrrr.wordpress.com to your list of linked sites if you feel the quality is high. <BR/><BR/>I came across your blog through the Rottweiler's website, since I enjoy his writing.<BR/><BR/>Happy summer.<BR/><BR/>ericAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-64336841249970682892007-06-28T19:21:00.000-05:002007-06-28T19:21:00.000-05:00I'll not concede you beat the pants off me yet, Ma...I'll not concede you beat the pants off me yet, Matt G. I order you to crease and desist.<BR/>He clearly did not have a leg to stand on, and no pockets to put the money in had he won. Methinks he shoulda found someone else to pleat his case.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-91291332358928412132007-06-28T03:04:00.000-05:002007-06-28T03:04:00.000-05:00Ill-suited, Phlemmy? I'm come up with "dung,'ere '...Ill-suited, Phlemmy? <BR/><BR/>I'm come up with "dung,'ere 'es", and you bring me back "Ill-suited?!?" <BR/><BR/>What a waist. I should button you down and cuff you. 'Course, you'd prol'ly dart (or fly) away before I could hem you in.Matt Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500429239798601210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-6647708856660018622007-06-27T16:38:00.000-05:002007-06-27T16:38:00.000-05:00As for you guys wanting to drop Gollum off on a de...As for you guys wanting to drop Gollum off on a desert isle, force him into 25 years of slave labor, etc. - shame on you for picking on the mentally ill. Surely there's still an institution somewhere where this poor man can receive the appropriate treatment from Nurse Ratched. (Chaining the patients to the walls being so out of style...)<BR/><BR/>Now, whoever appointed this nutcase to his position as a judge, or arranged to put him on a party electoral ticket, should be dropped off on a desert island - without landing the airplane, and without a parachute.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-16027568648365894092007-06-27T16:28:00.000-05:002007-06-27T16:28:00.000-05:00houstonguy: Case dismissed, right - but only after...houstonguy: Case dismissed, right - but only after the dry cleaners spent at least $100,000 on lawyers. More if Gollum appeals. And they even have to pay a lawyer to apply for an award of legal fees - which they're far from sure of getting, because even this case only touches the boundaries of "frivolous" as that's defined in the law. Finally, if they are awarded the fees, there's the problem of collecting. Gollum has lost his job as a result of notoriety from this case (good!), and I suspect is going to have trouble finding another one earning enough to even pay the interest on the legal fees, after the court allows him to keep enough to pay for a bowl of gruel a day and a room at the Y...<BR/><BR/>That's why the dry cleaners offered a $12,000 settlement at the start of this case. If Pearson had been either sane or smart, he'd have accepted it and laughed all the way to the bank. And that's why even sane lawyers will file silly lawsuits - there's such a good chance that the vict... er, defendant, will pay them off rather than spend ten times as much winning the case.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-48692974600010849022007-06-27T14:50:00.000-05:002007-06-27T14:50:00.000-05:00LD, I noticed you grew up in Africa. Was your area...LD, I noticed you grew up in Africa. Was your area anything like the following link?<BR/><BR/>http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2704713581442308940&q=national+geographic+africa&total=117&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=6Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-36874688537559764522007-06-27T13:55:00.000-05:002007-06-27T13:55:00.000-05:00Maybe the pants gave him superpowers?Maybe the pants gave him superpowers?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1292494407779364672007-06-27T03:15:00.000-05:002007-06-27T03:15:00.000-05:00I wonder if he's been going around pantsless since...I wonder if he's been going around pantsless since those horrible dry cleaning people lost his Precious Pants. *eye roll*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-4312672998217386102007-06-26T23:38:00.000-05:002007-06-26T23:38:00.000-05:00P'raps he should have his duds laundered on the ba...P'raps he should have his duds laundered on the banks of the Potomac, beaten clean on a rock. While he's wearin' 'em.<BR/><BR/>Gerry N.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-28053991373923431272007-06-26T22:29:00.000-05:002007-06-26T22:29:00.000-05:00He definitely should pay their lawyer cost, be dis...He definitely should pay their lawyer cost, be disbarred and be forced to work for free in their dry cleaners for the next 25 years. Furthermore, he should have to kowtow to them every morning upon reporting to work, mow their lawn, clean their home and cars, do their shopping and laundry and read to them at night. When he is not performing those tasks he should be picking up trash on the side of the road wearing a bright orange vest that is emblazoned 'I AM A COMPLETE MORON' He should be forgiven to reproduce and in the event he already has children they should also be sterilized so that his line dies out of the world forever.<BR/><BR/>There should be similar punishments devised for every frivolous lawsuit and any jury or judge asinine enough to award someone like this a dime.ERnurseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14843824564108513499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-69901628848816905962007-06-26T22:10:00.000-05:002007-06-26T22:10:00.000-05:00matt g - Clearly he's ill-suited for appointment t...matt g - Clearly he's ill-suited for appointment to the bench. I suspect the starch was not in his collar but in his briefs.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-4037697451507604152007-06-26T21:34:00.000-05:002007-06-26T21:34:00.000-05:00One version of this current story I read had the p...One version of this current story I read had the plaintiff crying when he left court after the dismissal of his suit.<BR/><BR/>Crying.<BR/><BR/>A grown man- a judge, no less. Crying. Over his pants.<BR/><BR/>This is a guy who's <I>supposed</I> to be wise and mature enough to run a court of law, too.<BR/><BR/>I'd like to see him stripped of office, disbarred, slapped, and dropped off on a desert island to survive or die for being such a @#$%&!$ girly-man.Pandayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11103853686978003169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-63929455039497475482007-06-26T19:03:00.000-05:002007-06-26T19:03:00.000-05:00"garthtrekker - surely he won't press the issue. H...<I>"garthtrekker - surely he won't press the issue. He could lose his shirt next time."</I><BR/><BR/>I don't know-- sounds as though he's got plenty of starch in his collar. He'll have slung more dung,'ere 'es done. Twill be a wale of a struggle, but of cords he'll lose in the end.Matt Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500429239798601210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-84628471561860711932007-06-26T17:31:00.000-05:002007-06-26T17:31:00.000-05:00What gets me is that our current system allows the...What gets me is that our current system allows these patently ridiculous cases to waste the court's time and taxpayers dollars. At least the judge was endowed with some common sense, and made the appropriate ruling. Let's hope that "hizzoner" gets to pay the attorney fees for the poor folk he tried to rip off, as well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com