tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post5866094399642584221..comments2023-11-27T02:17:22.859-06:00Comments on The LawDog Files: Phrase of the DayLawDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-89531581728953324062008-05-16T17:50:00.000-05:002008-05-16T17:50:00.000-05:00...on second thought, it could as well be Canis ex......on second thought, it could as well be Canis ex machina.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-43831978183986939242008-05-12T11:25:00.000-05:002008-05-12T11:25:00.000-05:00Jeff & GunnerGot the link, thanks.You just can't b...Jeff & Gunner<BR/><BR/>Got the link, thanks.<BR/><BR/>You just can't beat the feeling.<BR/><BR/>WhichendbitesWhichendbiteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10007093242950393006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-41074119203702983652008-05-09T03:42:00.000-05:002008-05-09T03:42:00.000-05:00Ah LawDog, you bring back such fond memories...My ...Ah LawDog, you bring back such fond memories...<BR/><BR/>My best doggie memory involves an accelerating critter in the 400 yard cross-field dash from a fresh breakin at the community swimming pool. The field was freshly plowed and disked. There was no tree or post to support a wheezing and gasping pursuing officer. There was, however, a backyard fence which my high jumping critter cleared by at least a foot. His leap landed right on a sleeping Bert. Bert, a Rottweiler/Ridgeback cross, was the leader of the best pack of "Hog Dogs" in the county. Bert was awakened rudely and responded with the doggie equivalent of WTF? The rest of the pack immediately sang "Treed" and began to take their bites and holds. Bert was going for the kill when their owner came out and called them off. The critter spent a week in the hospital and had two subsequent surgeries to re-attach various loose appendages. <BR/>He also pled guilty. <BR/>The dog pack ate very well for quite a while after that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-8311547307363737302008-05-08T22:26:00.000-05:002008-05-08T22:26:00.000-05:00I hope the dog enjoyed his new chew toy.I hope the dog enjoyed his new chew toy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-74930507173329302162008-05-08T19:31:00.000-05:002008-05-08T19:31:00.000-05:00Gah, link didn't come through.Try this: http://ti...Gah, link didn't come through.<BR/><BR/>Try this: <BR/><BR/>http://tinyurl.com/59hykk<BR/><BR/>Sorry, Officer Law Dog.Jeff Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04373451882997653147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-46767844617495428442008-05-08T19:26:00.000-05:002008-05-08T19:26:00.000-05:00Heh. Been there, done that... sorta:http://jbonth...Heh. Been there, done that... sorta:<BR/><BR/>http://jbontherocks.blogspot.com/2008/03/our-hero-part-iii.htmlJeff Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04373451882997653147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-91544609745980200072008-05-08T18:24:00.000-05:002008-05-08T18:24:00.000-05:00funny Story:Owner leaves her male (160lb)Great Dan...funny Story:<BR/><BR/>Owner leaves her male (160lb)Great Dane asleep in the back of her austin Mini (the original "about the size of 1960's cadillacs trunk" mini) and goes shopping.<BR/><BR/>She returns to a crowd around her car, including bemused members of the local constabulary.<BR/><BR/>A local freelance tax collecter has his hand on the car keys,and gently wrapped around his forearm and elbow joint is placid Great Danes's mouth, and everytime his new chew toy tries to move the the arm the pressure increases dramatically, and a deep growl ensues.<BR/><BR/>The constable kindly asked if she would be so kind as to ask the dog to let go, so they could take him into custody, as our critter had already explained in some detail how his arm happened to be inthe car and they wished to cuff him now.<BR/><BR/>Apparently, the dog was convinced to let go.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-23570116369818441302008-05-08T15:54:00.000-05:002008-05-08T15:54:00.000-05:00Wow. Now I can, with my head cocked and in poor l...Wow. Now I can, with my head cocked and in poor light, consider the Yard Wolves a minor public service.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-29997620248808569592008-05-08T15:07:00.000-05:002008-05-08T15:07:00.000-05:00bahahaha that is HYSTERICAL. Love itbahahaha that is HYSTERICAL. Love itFroneAmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03258706041132907480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-62214384150149004262008-05-08T11:59:00.000-05:002008-05-08T11:59:00.000-05:00Scooby Chew I presume? Zaszagooddog!Scooby Chew I presume? Zaszagooddog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-88298872109756619232008-05-08T11:49:00.000-05:002008-05-08T11:49:00.000-05:00ROTFLMAO! I really needed a good laugh today! Tha...ROTFLMAO! I really needed a good laugh today! Thanks LD :-)Old NFOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16404197287935017147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-68043893303603144792008-05-08T11:25:00.000-05:002008-05-08T11:25:00.000-05:00Three things to comment on here....1. I'm glad I d...Three things to comment on here....<BR/><BR/>1. I'm glad I didn't choke on my lunchtime sub - that will teach me to read LawDog with my mouth full.<BR/><BR/>2. Good doggy!<BR/><BR/>3. Please tell us if the critter in question managed to injure said good doggy in any way, shape, or form. If so, can these be added to his charges?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-87864534492928439022008-05-08T10:05:00.000-05:002008-05-08T10:05:00.000-05:00An excelent post even if though it fails to provid...An excelent post even if though it fails to provide pictures. It is quite possible my imagination is better. Heh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-49388225339758982572008-05-08T07:24:00.000-05:002008-05-08T07:24:00.000-05:00Good dog. It's always nice to see a dog playing w...Good dog. It's always nice to see a dog playing with his new critter toy.<BR/><BR/>Ky PersonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-84117469634542682392008-05-08T06:58:00.000-05:002008-05-08T06:58:00.000-05:00Wow, I'm feeling warm fuzzies just reading that. ...Wow, I'm feeling warm fuzzies just reading that. Thanks for the smiles.Janie Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09709458481818536708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-20862672856200091242008-05-08T01:13:00.000-05:002008-05-08T01:13:00.000-05:00Love it. GOOD dog!!!! They get even faster when co...Love it. GOOD dog!!!! They get even faster when coked up too, glad the dogs can keep up b/c I sure can't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-6543914189388509252008-05-08T00:56:00.000-05:002008-05-08T00:56:00.000-05:00I really hope you let the nice doggie play with hi...I really hope you let the nice doggie play with his new found meat toy for a while.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-17652467428906678062008-05-08T00:17:00.000-05:002008-05-08T00:17:00.000-05:00lawdog,you want to pass that story along to a blog...lawdog,<BR/>you want to pass that story along to a blogger who calls himself "whichendbites", i don't have the url saved but he's listed in areatracenosearch's blog list.<BR/>"gunner"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-833721229209870372008-05-08T00:08:00.000-05:002008-05-08T00:08:00.000-05:00Excellent. One of the laugh out loud posts. :-)Excellent. One of the laugh out loud posts. :-)J.R.Shirleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08498164179579546593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-9404487095384661832008-05-07T23:40:00.000-05:002008-05-07T23:40:00.000-05:00L.D. If I ever, EVER meet you in person, you and I...L.D. If I ever, EVER meet you in person, you and I are gonna kill a bunch of fine cigars and a bottle of Lagavulin. This stuff is gold!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11970847927071583783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-51391613211611271202008-05-07T20:52:00.000-05:002008-05-07T20:52:00.000-05:00I'd like to take this moment to say....BWAHAHAHAHA...I'd like to take this moment to say....<BR/><BR/>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Now, I might suggest some prime candidates for the next scheduled feeding.Carteachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08468700184940877315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-45842139796367206972008-05-07T20:07:00.000-05:002008-05-07T20:07:00.000-05:00I am in the wrong business.I could work for months...I am in the wrong business.<BR/><BR/>I could work for months off of that little bit of career satisfaction.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>tweakerSpeakerTweakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13520767686388236987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-84950211827111057232008-05-07T18:46:00.000-05:002008-05-07T18:46:00.000-05:00I could only hope to hear a critter utter the phra...I could only hope to hear a critter utter the phrase "booger nuts" in that situation.<BR/><BR/>These days it's usually something a little more foul sounding; I'm sure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-12914543982049733512008-05-07T18:09:00.000-05:002008-05-07T18:09:00.000-05:00Ya gotta love dogs.Ya gotta love dogs.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-61683291992489111812008-05-07T17:26:00.000-05:002008-05-07T17:26:00.000-05:00I just love a happy ending...I just love a happy ending...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com