tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post7502936126995593645..comments2023-11-27T02:17:22.859-06:00Comments on The LawDog Files: Au contraireLawDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-59904471437193827642009-07-17T17:50:09.790-05:002009-07-17T17:50:09.790-05:00We had such a bottom-feeder on our rig one night. ...We had such a bottom-feeder on our rig one night. (His) Problem was, the overly-pregnant wife had planted the CLAW end of a hammer firmly into his forehead prior to the arrival of our first ambulance.<br /><br />I drove the second ambulance (his) - and Bandaid 101 took hold. The instructor was quite emphatic - NEVER remove an impaled object.<br /><br />All righty then -- ten rolls of Kling later he was ready for transport -- four immobilizing the impaled object, one stuffed into his foul mouth (he was a spitter too), another to secure said roll in his yap, four more holding his formerly-flailing limbs to Mr Ferno Washington. 10-8 Trauma Center<br /><br />We arrive at the triage nurse's post and she asks "WHO did this to him?". When we referred her to the extremely pregnant woman who arrived on our first ambulance, the laughter of the emergency room staff disturbed Mr Room Temperature IQ and he began thrashing around a bit.<br /><br />He was a portly fellow - his beer gut placed him in serious competition with his wife's condition. The gurney upset, spilling him and his 16-oz appendage onto the floor.<br /><br />He had to wait for us to get off the floor to roll him into Room 2... :-)<br /><br />Ah, life in the urban setting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-72105114299498588752008-11-30T16:36:00.000-06:002008-11-30T16:36:00.000-06:00Seriously, though, hasn't this guy blown his liver...Seriously, though, hasn't this guy blown his liver to hell? Isn't he going to be in a permanent horizontal position in a month or so?Comrade Misfithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404477636451308763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-28626247228530360232008-11-26T11:48:00.000-06:002008-11-26T11:48:00.000-06:00Sin makes you stupid :)-BrunoSin makes you stupid :)<BR/><BR/>-BrunoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-3287308633336823892008-11-24T13:44:00.000-06:002008-11-24T13:44:00.000-06:00I wonder if maybe the mamma didn't leave that sorr...I wonder if maybe the mamma didn't leave that sorry sack of sh*t before this was because <I>she's scared to death of him</I>. So many of you guys are cops. Isn't the most dangerous time for a woman in an abusive situation <I>the time when she tries to leave?</I> <BR/><BR/>With the intervention of her parents and the law on this particular occasion, maybe she'll be in a situation safe enough to kick him to the curb and sleep at night.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-11824369984763044762008-11-24T11:26:00.000-06:002008-11-24T11:26:00.000-06:00TaoistBiker sent me the link to your blog. OUTSTAN...TaoistBiker sent me the link to your blog. OUTSTANDING!<BR/>You just described my former neighbors.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-6687425520691918272008-11-24T01:11:00.000-06:002008-11-24T01:11:00.000-06:00I keep seeing references to both mother and father...I keep seeing references to both mother and father being horrid excuses for humanity, but only see evidence to support that title for the father.<BR/><BR/>If the mother in this situation has an ounce of intelligence she will take her wain and go home to her momma and daddy's house.<BR/><BR/>That sorry ass excuse for a husband would never see that baby if she was my daughter.MiniKathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15395914933366678553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-59933956797425002842008-11-23T21:40:00.000-06:002008-11-23T21:40:00.000-06:00This is a commong theme here in itty bitty rez tow...This is a commong theme here in itty bitty rez town!<BR/><BR/>While I'm driving momma to the big city hospital for delivery, daddy is frequently being driven to the big city jail--conveniently located just down the road from his new pride and joy.<BR/><BR/>Why can't they ever do the right thing and pull the trigger already!Medic(three)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05471564201376620622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-64748692549079945402008-11-23T21:12:00.000-06:002008-11-23T21:12:00.000-06:00Charming fellow you met there.Charming fellow you met there.Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10120554561277504589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-81381700448336058472008-11-20T09:41:00.000-06:002008-11-20T09:41:00.000-06:00Very good story and funny. Keep 'em coming, LD.Very good story and funny. Keep 'em coming, LD.streetsweeper https://www.blogger.com/profile/05965939129675602595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-7218391029604128852008-11-19T20:10:00.000-06:002008-11-19T20:10:00.000-06:00sounds like he was channelling Marlon Brando and a...sounds like he was channelling Marlon Brando and auditioning for A Streetcar Named Desire.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-61521973905275574022008-11-19T17:51:00.000-06:002008-11-19T17:51:00.000-06:00The crazy part is, if one of the neighbors had sho...<I>The crazy part is, if one of the neighbors had shot him in the hallway, they'd be the ones in jail.</I><BR/><BR/>Not in Texas, I don't think. You could probably make an excellent case you feared for your life & property.<BR/><BR/>God bless Texas.Sabrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13746486966764162127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-90512387277180218112008-11-18T22:16:00.000-06:002008-11-18T22:16:00.000-06:00The crazy part is, if one of the neighbors had sho...The crazy part is, if one of the neighbors had shot him in the hallway, they'd be the ones in jail. What a world!Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15824445546892392815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-9563844325793841192008-11-18T20:25:00.000-06:002008-11-18T20:25:00.000-06:00TOTWTYTR said... "He wasn't by any chance shriekin...TOTWTYTR said... <BR/>"He wasn't by any chance shrieking "Moe, Larry, the cheese!" was he?"<BR/><BR/>I hate to admit it but this was the first thing that went thru my mind, followed by the slogan on my favorite tee shirt<BR/><BR/>"Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-56987131996516567332008-11-18T17:27:00.000-06:002008-11-18T17:27:00.000-06:00I wish I believed that posters who claim what this...I wish I believed that posters who claim what this schmoo swallowed was going to kill him in short order. However, since he seems to be equal parts goat, jackass, and cockroach I sadly doubt it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-1019877391008200692008-11-18T15:01:00.000-06:002008-11-18T15:01:00.000-06:00Oh My GOD!!! What am idiot!!! I vote to let dad ...Oh My GOD!!! What am idiot!!! I vote to let dad make bail. <BR/><BR/>The sad part is, the little princess has to know what she married. I doubt this is the first time he's behaved this way. When will we women learn that codependence is not "standing by your man". You should only stand by the ones that stand by you.tgtsmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06860977908062887820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-87402807282284883872008-11-18T13:35:00.000-06:002008-11-18T13:35:00.000-06:00Will of WillandLeigh,This is a temporary condition...Will of WillandLeigh,<BR/><BR/>This is a temporary condition. Darwin will eventually claim his due, as he always does. It may or may not be soon, but it's always a good idea to be ready for it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-78998703989284157512008-11-18T09:56:00.000-06:002008-11-18T09:56:00.000-06:00WHOA. Fascinating. In a 'watching the train wreck...WHOA. Fascinating. In a 'watching the train wreck' sort of way.<BR/><BR/>Poor baby!Karla (ThreadBndr)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15069952972112949772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-84441027857610566762008-11-18T07:20:00.000-06:002008-11-18T07:20:00.000-06:00O.oO.oAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05934888932978491375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-29203403042673508542008-11-18T00:25:00.000-06:002008-11-18T00:25:00.000-06:00ye gods and little fishes! i thought my 115 mph ru...ye gods and little fishes! i thought my 115 mph run from putney to b.m.h. in a tr-3 with my wife and soon to be first born was bad, but at least i was cold sober and in command of my senses. i'm not as medically sophisticated as some of the posters here, but for the sake of the mother and child i hope their prognoses are accurate and "baby daddy" soon joins the choir invisible.<BR/>"gunner"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-12265998471932663292008-11-18T00:21:00.000-06:002008-11-18T00:21:00.000-06:00Makes me remember the Police Dispatcher in "Blues ...Makes me remember the Police Dispatcher in "Blues Brothers"<BR/>"The use of excessive force is authorized" Just for reference, which is better(worse), pepper foam, taser, or performing the drum solo from In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on the critter's head with a baton?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-90528761555785378602008-11-17T21:38:00.000-06:002008-11-17T21:38:00.000-06:00Depending on how many were in each bottle, the com...Depending on how many were in each bottle, the combination of the Tylenol, the prenatal vitamins (high in iron, and you can indeed OD on iron) and alcohol, may very well take this guy out of the gene pool. <BR/><BR/>Liver failure is a particularly unpleasant way to die.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-74058373110991132242008-11-17T21:14:00.000-06:002008-11-17T21:14:00.000-06:00The daughters will be kidnapped should they ever t...The daughters will be kidnapped should they ever take up with such as that. (Though I'd like to think I'll raise them with a greater sense of self than that poor woman obviously has.) It won't get so far in this family, I've a load of cousins with low morals.Sabrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13746486966764162127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-52675795565260977142008-11-17T21:07:00.000-06:002008-11-17T21:07:00.000-06:00The only saving grace here, to my mind, is that - ...The only saving grace here, to my mind, is that - having downed a whole bottle of Tylenol with god-(and the breathalyzer)-knows how much alcohol in his system (along with, what sounds like, whatever else he could find in the medicine cabinet - dear old dad-in-law isn't even going to <I>need</I> to do anything to get this bozo out of his daughter and grandkid's life.<BR/><BR/>All he needs to do is keep this guy away for the next week or so, and he'll have...gracefully...taken himself out of the picture.<BR/><BR/>It's a pity the kid has to grow up without a dad...but it's better not to have a dad than to have someone who can't even pass for one in bad lighting. Hopefully, the mother's the smart one of the two.Anodynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12944956164550471381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-77022196854662293312008-11-17T19:16:00.000-06:002008-11-17T19:16:00.000-06:00If the idiot in the story did keep a whole bottle ...If the idiot in the story did keep a whole bottle of Tylenol down, he's a dead man walking.<BR/><BR/>As kbcraig said ... 2 weeks or so, max.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-50802614722552479472008-11-17T17:32:00.000-06:002008-11-17T17:32:00.000-06:00"I'm guessing that you have figured out all on you..."I'm guessing that you have figured out all on your ownsome that flinging yourself onto your side when Hospital Security arrives and kicking your legs in a circle, while shrieking at the top of your lungs is also not a wise response."<BR/><BR/>He wasn't by any chance shrieking "Moe, Larry, the cheese!" was he?TOTWTYTRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17221321904364051792noreply@blogger.com