tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post8519190532883052811..comments2023-11-27T02:17:22.859-06:00Comments on The LawDog Files: Dispatcher, The ReturnLawDoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-60274964195319711922009-01-14T08:53:00.000-06:002009-01-14T08:53:00.000-06:00Lolll you should definitely submit this to www.not...Lolll you should definitely submit this to www.notalwaysright.com!!!Chocolatesahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08493321160124151967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-59899195211874182392007-06-08T02:20:00.000-05:002007-06-08T02:20:00.000-05:00Too funny...as a dispatcher and EMT in a little co...Too funny...as a dispatcher and EMT in a little country one horser I understand this call all too well!! Crazy how parents threaten with the use of emergency personel not thinking of the lingering fears of the uniform.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-49438477131924402952007-06-06T08:53:00.000-05:002007-06-06T08:53:00.000-05:00WAIT JUST A MINUTE!Jenna's dad was a guy named Bub...WAIT JUST A MINUTE!<BR/><BR/>Jenna's dad was a guy named Bubba? <BR/>A guy who got his head cracked by Lawdog?<BR/>EtOH involved?<BR/>With a MagLight?<BR/><BR/>Was this . . . . was this "THE Bubba?" Of "Don't make me hurt you, Bubba" fame?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-30408897368040615502007-06-05T10:41:00.000-05:002007-06-05T10:41:00.000-05:00This is pathetic Lawdog.I've read this three times...This is pathetic Lawdog.<BR/><BR/>I've read this three times and cracked up every single time. :)<BR/><BR/>thanks,Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-4800555785715665162007-06-04T21:30:00.000-05:002007-06-04T21:30:00.000-05:00I needed this one today...been one of them glass a...I needed this one today...been one of them glass ain't half empty, its bone dry and broken days...<BR/><BR/>But this made me laugh hard and long...thanks "Mr. Dog". *8PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-3026614845104092332007-06-04T21:29:00.001-05:002007-06-04T21:29:00.001-05:00More evidence of the great need to improve the gen...More evidence of the great need to improve the gene pool. ROFL snort Mark CAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-25571226991097564942007-06-04T21:29:00.000-05:002007-06-04T21:29:00.000-05:00That would certainly be justifiable homicide in my...That would certainly be justifiable homicide in my book, unfortunately society often does not follow my book, much to the dismay of all involved.Rorschachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11848860674369931761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-86249465494437210392007-06-04T19:04:00.000-05:002007-06-04T19:04:00.000-05:00"but can I call the cops on a homeless guy on the ..."but can I call the cops on a homeless guy on the side of the street who threw a dog in front of a moving truck?<BR/><BR/>In my opinion, you can just shoot the bastard. If I was the driver of the truck, I would shoot the bastard, or at least kick his ass. Maybe throw him in front of a truck?<BR/><BR/>The world would be a better place. Some people just need shootin'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-59274077912495486282007-06-04T18:20:00.000-05:002007-06-04T18:20:00.000-05:00OK, just so I can correct my own possible ignoranc...OK, just so I can correct my own possible ignorance here, I'm not supposed to call the police to get my daughter to eat her carrots, but can I call the cops on a homeless guy on the side of the street who threw a dog in front of a moving truck?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-92003343953896120042007-06-04T18:09:00.000-05:002007-06-04T18:09:00.000-05:00I thought that was pretty funny too. Not that I'd ...I thought that was pretty funny too. Not that I'd have wanted to be at Jenna's parents' house, but I'd have liked to have seen the look on Bubba's face when he found out it wasn't the college-age girl he was talking to. From either side, it really helps when you know up front who you're dealing with.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-366873437145947672007-06-04T14:45:00.000-05:002007-06-04T14:45:00.000-05:00Hey Dog, Ever had a sprog hand you momma's crack p...Hey Dog, Ever had a sprog hand you momma's crack pipe/meth stash?<BR/><BR/>Kids... ya never know when they are gonna bust ya....Rorschachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11848860674369931761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-45996720229668531602007-06-04T12:48:00.000-05:002007-06-04T12:48:00.000-05:00Been there, done that, tied the shoe.Been there, done that, tied the shoe.LawDoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232684877582591461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-37082072394888025222007-06-04T12:40:00.000-05:002007-06-04T12:40:00.000-05:00I like the "flip-side" story:The little tyke comes...I like the "flip-side" story:<BR/>The little tyke comes up to LawDog and says: "My mommie said if I needed help I could always ask a policeman.<BR/>LD: Of course, sweety, how can I help?<BR/>"Sweety" sticks out her foot and says could you tie my shoe, please?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-23503800144395282062007-06-04T12:15:00.000-05:002007-06-04T12:15:00.000-05:00It's surprising how many folks think that threaten...It's surprising how many folks think that threatening their kids with the police if they don't do _____ is an OK parenting technique. I once witnessed a mother dragging her crying child across a parking lot, shoving him up in front of a police officer, and saying that she was going to turn him over to the police if he didn't do whatever. (I missed the what, but this was a little kid barely old enough for school.)Sabrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13746486966764162127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-32670844415224741202007-06-04T10:23:00.000-05:002007-06-04T10:23:00.000-05:00Well if that little gem wasn't just the study brea...Well if that little gem wasn't just the study break I needed! Too funny1Lindseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03738898568340172564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-66464859240603954992007-06-04T09:34:00.000-05:002007-06-04T09:34:00.000-05:00Dog, My fellow co-workers are now wondering why ...Dog,<BR/><BR/> My fellow co-workers are now wondering why I'm ROFLMBO!!<BR/> Thanks for the memories my Friend!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-73830455233889728972007-06-04T08:43:00.000-05:002007-06-04T08:43:00.000-05:00At one point in my career I was contemplating beco...At one point in my career I was contemplating becoming a dispatcher for one of the local mid-size PDs. Stories like this make me wish that I had. As always superbly written.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13569039170630625689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-22327415803845423942007-06-04T08:05:00.000-05:002007-06-04T08:05:00.000-05:00Great story. Here's my question. Where do I sign u...Great story. Here's my question. Where do I sign up to be a dispatcher? It all sounds like hillarious fun.<BR/><BR/>What's the need to know basics?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-489927843657916982007-06-04T07:41:00.000-05:002007-06-04T07:41:00.000-05:00Some people should not be allowed to breed, and ob...Some people should not be allowed to breed, and obviously Bubba and his wife are a great example of WHY. <BR/><BR/>I feel for Jenna. She's doomed.<BR/><BR/>BTW, you handled the situation fantastic, LD. :)kateykakeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07899199244376258098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-43366152350051695972007-06-04T03:50:00.000-05:002007-06-04T03:50:00.000-05:00Forget the book, this stuff needs to be in a movie...Forget the book, this stuff needs to be in a movie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-65247882701039394012007-06-04T01:24:00.000-05:002007-06-04T01:24:00.000-05:00Bwwhahahahahahahaha...whew[sound of sucking wind] ...Bwwhahahahahahahaha...whew[sound of sucking wind] Da-- 'Dog, that has me rollin on the floor darn near wettin' myself.... For the Book, indeed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-50998281696643602892007-06-03T23:16:00.000-05:002007-06-03T23:16:00.000-05:00Maybe they should try feeding her peas...that migh...Maybe they should try feeding her peas...that might go over better!Holly o:)https://www.blogger.com/profile/16271563167292609621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-67406507957960500752007-06-03T22:55:00.000-05:002007-06-03T22:55:00.000-05:00Oh, that's a good one...Oh, that's a good one...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-63600729769968846952007-06-03T22:26:00.000-05:002007-06-03T22:26:00.000-05:00Of course, that one needs to go in the book we're ...Of course, that one needs to go in the book we're all beggin' you for.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22957834.post-44186634186643683722007-06-03T21:29:00.000-05:002007-06-03T21:29:00.000-05:00Oh my, this rates up there with the scary Chuckie ...Oh my, this rates up there with the scary Chuckie doll story ... snort :)Valerianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09516061746397054979noreply@blogger.com